naturesop

meow

[girljpg]

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

[getocakes]

[g1pper]

U should pirate more movies

[flanbolt]

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i'm really very fond of it i just think it's a design failure that i can't pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[greelin]

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[koiagain]

whenever a mutual posts their pet I want to comment things like "Fuckass thing" "Kill him" But I don't know if they would understand that I mean this in an affectionate way,

[heartattackinblackdye]

we’re bleeding out together … but wait… we’re both girls 😳😳

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[segamascott]