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Just kpop quotes ;)

[nctworllld]

jisung: Fuck

taeyong: wHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

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mark: my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now.

mark: be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way

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Johnny: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you die.

Jaehyun, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

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Ten: 我可能很矮，但我的鸡巴不是

Johnny: What did he say?

Kun: I’m not translating that.

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Bed

Kihyun: Go make your bed.

Changkyun: Why should I make my bed when I'm just gonna sleep in it again?

Kihyun: Why should I make you food when I know you'll be dying anyways?

Changkyun: The bed's been made!

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Jooheon: [Walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]

Kihyun: What did you think a tiger shark was, Jooheon?

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Changkyun: If I cut off my leg, and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Shownu: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

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Plan

Monbebe: Looks like we’re on to Plan B.

Carat: Technically, this would be Plan G.

igot7: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?

nctzen: Yeah, but Army dies in Plan M.

Exo-l: I like Plan M.

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Remember

Baekhyun: When I was born I was given the choice of being extremely handsome or having a good memory.

Chanyeol: Which one did you choose?

Baekhyun: I don't remember.

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Taeyong: Have you ever fallen in love?

Suho: *Watching Baekhyun swing from the ventilator, Minseok and Chen arguing as 7-year-old boys, Chanyeol tripping over himself, Sehun taking photos of Chanyeol's fall, JongIn witnessing everything while laughing inhumanly*

Suho: I can't even sleep.

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Clap

Changhyun: Why dinausors can't clap?

Minhyuck: Because their arms are to...

Kihyun: Because they are death.