Happy Scrolling

Enjoy your stay

[zoomerbro]

[justbadpuns]

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[gaypeopletwitter]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[feministism]

[angstbotfic]

almost like only some lives count. 

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[africanaquarian]

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[rainbowcookiz]

this bitch empty

YEET

[onlytwitterpics]

[catchymemes]

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[godzilla-reads]

“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.”

[lubricates]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[thebootydiaries]

what if we pronounced female like tamale

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[clockworkrobotic]

SHE’S EIGHT