Welcome to my humble abode

Call me Mel, or DJ. He/it/web | 20 years old | neither a man or woman, but a spider Avid lover of giant robot spiders. Taken, not looking. Pfp art by JoybearArtsnCrafts

[quietlyignoringyou]

Whoooo five years late for an intro post. Yikes. Let’s do this

Intro!!!

Hi hello I usually go by DJ online, but since I do a Lot of blogging about DJ Music Man, you can also call me Mel! I’m 20 years old, and taken by two wonderful human beings, so please don’t flirt with me. Member number 1 of the DJMM polycule.

What you’ll be seeing

A Lot of DJ Music Man and Big Top art! I selfship with the two, and have a Bunch of lore made up for them in my head. I’ve got a persona for each. You will also see just random fucking nonsense because it’s funny and I like it. A lot of fnaf stuff in general because I’m hyperfixated on the games.

Update: I’m now fixated on Project Hail Mary and writing a Transformers crossover fic about it. Pleaseeeee feel free to ask me about that because I will ramble.

What you will Not be seeing

Porn. I have a separate blog for that.

Additional Notes: I do have a very rudimentary tagging system. However most of the time I’m using the fast reblog feature and don’t tag anything. Posts by me are gonna be rather rare just because I don’t do a lot of shit worth blogging about. Got it? Good. Have fun finding whatever weird shit you’re looking for here lmao.

[thefloatingstone]

When your cat falls asleep on you.

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[ntls-24722]

city boyyyyy

[ntls-24722]

[ntls-24722]

[ntls-24722]

whats the pronouns of a squeaky door?

'e/'er

[markscherz]

Look if you can't handle me at my

you don't deserve me at my

[src1][src2]

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[cholvoq]

I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[beardedmrbean]

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

On the way to Erid shenanigans.

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

[pangur-and-grim]

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[cm-6m]

got any games on your phone

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too