uncomfortably duck-like banana

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Idk if anybody's done this yet 🤷‍♂️

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Drew Waron, the love of my life

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Choi han is the typa guy to cut people down so fast that they only die once his sword clicks into its scabbard

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new chapter goes crazy never knew cale henituse was a disney princess

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I found him guys

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Cale is the type of guy to doom the narrative back, but shits his pants when his kind butler offers him a refreshing lemonade

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Cale after learning about the WS's curse: lmaoooo, what a loser. I could never have such a shitty curse

Cale hundreds of chapters later:

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CJS makes the deez nuts jokes, KRS is the victim of deez nuts jokes, LSH laughs at them, and Choi Han doesn't get it

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I dont really have anything to say i just fucking love Cale Henituse

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Cale fam: are you ok?? You look thinner than usual

Cale: what?? Im perfectly healthy

Also cale:

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I can just put them anywhere

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Mila after fixing Cale's plate: I can't do this again so take care of yourself

Cale Fucking Henituse:

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Hilsman makes dad jokes 100%

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Because of cale fucking henituse I instinctively go feral in my head upon hearing the word 'slack'

All my friend said was that they wanted to slack off and I made a noise I did not think was possible. My dog looked at me with fear in her eyes.

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I'm bored, what are yall's TCF head cannons?

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Cale if he had a therapist

tbf tho who doesn't like smooth pens

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Just remembered how prior to finding out the real truth, Alver had thought that even if it was someone else in Cale Henituse's body, he didn't care because he liked and cherished the current Cale, whomever he may be and now I suddenly feel unwell.

"If the body possession part was true, then it would be very sad for Duke Henituse's household but not for Alver. It might seem cold, but those were Alver's honest thoughts."

-Lout of the Count's Family, Chapter 475

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that line hits especially hard considering that Alver has lived his life hiding his true identity from pretty much everyone. It makes a lot of sense that he would think this way about someone who was pretty much doing the same thing.