Hello children

🌱

[yearningendlessly]

everything is romantic ♡

[fiannans]

Monster Hunter is about grinding the same monster repeatedly to craft armour so you can look hot while grinding against different monsters to craft more armour.

That’s it, that’s the game.

[shesnake]

I'm in my villain era (setting reasonable boundaries between myself and others who exploit me)

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[animalwoonz]

[catchymemes]

[ferretandscarehead]

Look I DON’T CARE if I won’t haVE TIme FoR reading I WILL BRING MY BOOK ANYWAY cause having a book with you when you go somewhere is such a good feeling, OKAY?

[k-eke]

Duck with afro

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[sarahseeandersen]

[karleekue]

How horny you get when you’re on your period is the biggest scam

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[threelisabeth-deactivated201803]

a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.” 

i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more

[driflloon]

jean charles de castelbajc fw09

[greenteagalaxies-deactivated201]

how i think i write: using interesting descriptions and a normal amount of commas

how i actually write: and there they were, standing there, and they were there, in the field, and the sun shone shiningly down on them, where they were, in, the field, and the sky was blue, and there were clouds in the sky, and the field and the sky and them and us and you and me were all there, standing,

[mrclassyclass]

[markv5]

Котенок на гигантской кувшинке. Филиппины, 1935 г….

[dualityofsquid]

“kitten on a gigantic lilypad, Philippines, 1935….”