suprisingly not dedicated to a clownfish

mostly just reblogs of whatever i feel like

[vale-gaai]

transfem!Logan has been rotating in my mind for months now, partially due to these lovely fics, so i had to make something with her.

and what i make,,. are silly comics

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

[armengoldira]

[natequarter]

i sometimes see people suggest that the doctor speaks gallifreyan and the tardis translates it, but i tend to think that tardises don't translate gallifreyan. the time lords wouldn't want alien lowlifes sullying their precious language, you know. and also even if he was speaking gallifreyan at first, i think his years trapped with unit probably got him into the habit of speaking english. or at least not gallifreyan. i don't know, maybe he was speaking hungarian the entire show. he probably switches up languages to keep things interesting. but one thing he's definitely not speaking most of the time is gallifreyan.

[penny-anna]

Anyway here is my take:

I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie

I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.

[penny-anna]

Here are my opinions:

The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅‍♀️

Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.

Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

[penny-anna]

In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[magicratfingers]

Omgggggggg

[space-between-the-couch-mattress]

hope this hasn't been done

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[asparrowdraws]

Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

[greywolfheirs]

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[sensoryscorpio]

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

[almaignismare]

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[livingdeadbat]

I need a willis year one comic because I need to know what that guys deal was. He was in so many situations. Jason inherited his ability to get into situations from him

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

OP’s tags just made me think of a Willis Todd POV comic like:

July 17th. What a night! Shiva rowed me over to the little island…

[sunlitlemonade]

a little funny how jason is perpetually depicted as the distant, grumpy one, rejecting advances of love & acceptance when he's the one who gets up to all these fucked up versions of looney tunes shenanigans to ask hey do you love me pls say that you love me i really wish for us to be family i want to be back with you say it say it say it say love me love me love me pls pls pls pls pls pls FUCKED UP methods, let me repeat but the point stands. he's the one desperately reaching out over & over & over

[toddsolondz]

tim’s missing spleen is used for whump in such boring ways which is unfortunate because there’s so much that can be done there. i want to read a fic where his platelet count spikes into full blown thrombocytosis from asplenia complications and he starts getting blood in his stool

[toddsolondz]

tim contracts malaria on a mission and dies because he was slacking on his vaccines

[spinotorso]

red hood lost days

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[sailorpants]

the nountain goats <- what if the mountain goats were on sesame street