[akreon]

My inner horse girl demanded a tribute. Now begone demon.

We live in a city now, there are no horses to brush around here.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

i love tumblr because you can post something like “garlic and onions are the epitome of love” and gay people will get it to 10,000 notes

[pathologising]

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

[pathologising]

literally this

[disrepute]

noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

[autodiscipline]

girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma

girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[rafa-starkiller]

I don’t think I’ve ever found a more appropriate opportunity for this reaction pic

[nunyabizni]

Y'all need to look up what this dude did. He was too tired to drive on his way to a match so he let a black hitchiker drive for him, then when he got to the arena walked in with his arm around him to the boos of the crowd, which he decided to embrace and make worse by kissing the guy on the cheek. He then went whole hog into the persona hanging out in black neighborhoods, going to black bars, and getting arrested on petty charges then going to court after hiring a black lawyer paying his fine and then doing it all over again. Wrestling was not as popular and the viewing was segregated but the promoters were only selling about half capacity for the white section while the black section was sold out and people were still clamoring in to see him but they couldn’t because of segregated arenas. The owners of the arenas and the promoters eventually decided that business is business and started slowly desegregating their theatres and every time this guy showed up they were selling out all their seats, to the point where this guy and one other held the record for attendance that held until the late 80’s/early90’s.

[cookingwithroxy]

The anti-Hulk Hogan

[the-based-brit]

KING!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Absolute legend.

[gayfeatherfiend]

You know the trope where the “villain” is the hero?

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[acidhues]

mushroom chat just dropped

[lastvalyrian]

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

[funnytwittertweets]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these three emojis are brothers 🤔🤨🧐

[butterflypeaflowertea]

the first is the flashy youngest brother, the second is the pensive middle brother, and the third is the dignified oldest brother

[dsmsix]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[mistons]

THE THING

You’ll never forget it

1967 / Mark

[undeadhousewife]

Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down

[nezu]

german emotions

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sprachgefuehle]

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1755), Discourse on the Origin of Inequality

[homunculus-argument]

You ever sit there doing something with your hands, listening to a podcast or audiobook or something, and suddenly realise that's your natural state to be. This is what you're supposed to be doing, crafting something nice while listening to another human's speech and thoughts. How people have done this for as long as there's been people, from crafting arrow heads from rocks while listening to grandma tell the tale of the mammoth hunt, to having a friend read aloud from a book while you're all fixing horse reins and doing needlework, to you sitting there doing whatever you're doing, with youtube open on the background.

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[romanocheese]

why would you hide this in the tags

i desperately want to learn hebrew right this very minute

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[lunaticobscurity]