Neonmandible

Uh idk whatever pronoun is fine | late twenties |

[neonmandible]

Gonna take a small social media break for my mental health. Idk if anyone on here like, keeps track of me like that. But I guess just be aware I won’t be on here for a while

[memecatwings]

arguably one of the funniest things to do as a democratic lawmaker in the deep south

[animentality]

[shtrbger]

It worked once, it could work again

[hazeldomain]

You can fight AI in indie publishing by leaving reviews.

Seriously.

Ai-generated garbage is flooding the self-publishing market. It works as a numbers game- put out ENOUGH fake crap and eventually someone’s aunt will buy them the ebook as an unwanted gift, and you’ll have made two dollars. This tactic works at SCALE, which means real independent titles are now a needle amongst a haystack of slop.

If you have read a book this year that has less than 5 reviews, your rating is an algorithmic spotlight on that needle.

A one sentence review helps. Really. A star rating helps if you really can’t think of anything to say, but if you can muster up even “I laughed at the part about the tabby cat” you are doing indie authors a favor like you cannot believe.

(Also if you left a review on one of my books this year I am kissing you so softly on your forehead and I adore you)

[plague-of-insomnia]

as a former indie author i cannot express how much even one single sentence review can mean to sales.

so if you care about supporting authors take a sec to leave one!

[lastoneout]

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

[aniseandspearmint]

#cybertruck #surely some of these are made up #a vehicle canNOT be this poorly designed #on the other hand elon musk IS a raving moron (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)

Oh no my dude, it's all true and WORSE.

This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.

The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.

This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.

There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they've burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.

This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.

This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.

This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.

This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.

[authorgirl0131]

It doesn't even have basic safety features. Do you have any idea how basic a safety feature crumple zones are? The way the windows are supposed to shatter into tiny pieces of safety glass that his cars don't do? At this point I'm surprised he included the bloody seatbelt!

[sullina]

Elon didn't want sidemirrors on the truck but couldn't get *the regulations* changed.

The rearview mirror? Tiny as fuck, so your only real option is the rear camera. Which gets dirty often. Because it's on the outside of the truck.

I cannot even *begin* to tell y'all how much a camera and a mirror and *not comparable*. An electronic device will ALWAYS have latency, meaning by the time the camera shows you what happened, it's already been a couple moments. You just canNOT have that when driving in a car in traffic!!! A mirror simply reflects the happenings back to you, as they happen, in real time.

You also need an app for the truck. An APP. for your CAR. Like, just to charge it.

Most of the features that Elon promised the cybertruck would have, like self driving and whatnot? Most of them are not available. Yet, he says. He charged some people extra money for some of these btw. And then didn't deliver. He scammed those people, like, outright.

[bane-of-technology]

- via @roaringstream

you gotta be fucking kidding me 💀

2-4 SECONDS?!

[kalina-c]

can you tell the only reason he's ever purchased any companies and funded any tech is that the ones currently existing wouldn't build his completely idiotic vanity projects for him

[doghowto]

Akira LOOOVES showing her bows! 🎀 Follow me for more beauty queen dogs!

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

[dongulator]

[ablubluh]

[transexualpirate]

"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that

[transexualpirate]

this single interaction is altering my worldview. i thought i was alone

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

Kronks redemption arc has yet to be rivaled nothing can ever fucking compare.

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

OP did u just fucking call Yzma “visually appealing”?????

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

In terms of character design Yzma is visually appealing, the artists did a great job picking out colours and perfecting her silhouette. Using those design principles, they created an expressive villain that is fun to watch on screen.

[angelbabyspice]

op is absolutely right in that observation, good character design is about good use of shapes, curves and angles. Yzma is a fantastic example of that.

[mamaduafe]

A d we can’t sideline Eartha Kitt for literally breathing life into her character to the point of perfection. Yzma was really was an exemplary villain.

[tygermama]

‘visually appealing’ does not equal ‘want to fuck them’

[devils-yui]

Reposting this from a friend bc I think it is VERY important to know of this, and for immigrants, and other possible victims of the ICE Raids happening right now

[onthedriftinthetardis]

The phone number in the first photo is ONLY for Orange County, California!

This is the National ACLU web page on immigrant rights

Look up your local ACLU affiliate here

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[bad-comic-art]

two random gems I found in some bad 90's comic

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[themaninyourcomputer]

I love you, George Takei.

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[emiliusthegreat]

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[kira-serialfaggot]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

[perestroika-hilton]

Just pronouns in general

[deadboytryingtosurvive]

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

[parkchanwoohoo]

Yes

[summerstormsandnoodles]

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

[parkchanwoohoo]

i see through your tricks, odysseus

[livepoultryfreshkilled]