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Natasha: Y/N no.
Yelena: Mistlefoe.
Wanda: Please stop encouraging them.
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Y/N: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Natasha: Y/N no.
Yelena: Mistlefoe.
Wanda: Please stop encouraging them.
Yelena: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Natasha: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Wanda: Y/N!
Yelena: 63 cents.
Natasha: I'll take the money.
Wanda: Y/N!!!
*Wanda, Natasha, and Y/N getting into the car*
Natasha: I’m driving.
Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!
Wanda, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Wanda and Natasha: WOAH-
Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Steve: What is your biggest weakness?
Y/N: I can be uncooperative.
Steve: Okay, can you give me an example?
Y/N: No.
Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Y/N: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Natasha: Y/N was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Y/N: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Natasha: Y/N, you ate a chair.
Natasha: It’s dark in here
Y/N: Don’t worry dude I got this
Y/N: *Stomps their feet*
Y/N: *Skechers light up*
Y/N: the moon looks beautiful, isn’t it?
Peter, looking at Y/N: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Y/N and Peter in unison: [sighs] MJ
Natasha: Did you like the food I made?
Y/N: No, not really.
Natasha: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Y/N: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
Y/N: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Wanda: Natasha isn’t answering their phone
Y/N: I’ll call
Wanda: Carol and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Natasha: Hello?
Natasha: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Yelena: Just rip the bandage off.
Natasha: It’s Y/N.
Yelena: Put the bandage back on.
Natasha, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Alexei: But – that’s just a trash can.
Natasha: It sure is!
Natasha : What do you have?
Y/N: A KNIFE!
Natasha : NO!
Natasha, to Y/N: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Natasha: What happened?!
Y/N: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Natasha: Sh-short??
Y/N: Shit's fucked.
Natasha: Okay, long.
Y/N: Shit's very fucked.