noise dept.
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com
One Nice Bug Per Day
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS
Jimmy Eat World
KIROKAZE
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@nerdymythygirl20
I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
Just speculating here, but I think Helen wouldn't have liked, or at least had been strongly against, Neoptolemus marrying Hermione.
Helen regarded Hector as the one person in Troy who treated her with the most kindness, so her husband having the son of Hector's killer be their daughter's future husband wouldn't sit well with her.
And it's not just because he's Achilles' son, but because Neoptolemus continued his father's legacy in every worse way possible when Troy fell.
He threw Hector's son, Astyanax, off the walls, killed his father, Priam, at Zeus' altar, and then took his wife, Andromache, as his concubine.
And circling back to Astyanax, this is a man who killed a baby. Yes, Troy was at war, and both sides committed terrible things, but that doesn't make the image of Neoptolemus any less horrifying to a parent when he's presented as their child's future husband.
If he's capable of doing that to a literal child, then as a parent, what makes you think your own child would be safe with him?
Granted, we don't know how Helen felt about the arrangement being made without her knowledge, or whether she would have preferred Orestes simply for being the familiar and presumably safer option. Or if Neoptolemus is a whole different guy outside of the armor. But I wouldn't blame Helen for looking at Neoptolemus and think that her daughter had essentially been sentenced to a life with a monster.
im a superhero but im not a role model. i havent had any fruit in weeks
i became spiderman when i fell into a vat of radioactive spiders
Stilt-Man Became Stilt-Man when Stilt-Man fell into a vat of radioactive Stilts
(Stilt-Man joking. Stilt-Man just used to be performer for the Mafia)
I fell into a vat of radioactive Caravaggio paintings. I don’t even know why the Met had that - they were toxic enough already what with all the lead in the paint.
what. what powers did you get?
why didn’t you stop 9/11
what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers
lets go through this again, i can climb up walls and jump high how the fuck was i meant to protect the twin towers
and what fucking next??? shoot webs into the engine, try to combo hit both towers in one????
IF ITS SO FUCKING EASY WHY DIDNT *YOU* STOP 9/11 HUH???
just fought a supervillain named "the leprechaun" but it was just conan o'brien with a gun
in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)
hes taller than you so no
by like an inch you asshole shut up
if I wasn't going through art block this would look a billion times better but I just really really needed to draw this out
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
You never recover from being weird in middle school
hence why we are on tumblr
sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced
My high school resolution is to stop pretending I’m not a nerd. I used to always think people would like me more if I didn’t use big words but now I don’t care.
Yes I engage in recreational essay writing
Yes my one true passion in life is literary analysis
Yes I spend 99% of my life thinking
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
The Great Gatsby
love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me
saw this reel saying "your month = your greek mythology love story" and SON FROM WHERE DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A LOVE STORY 😭😭
