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“You know, I have a son about your age. I think you’d really love him.”

Marinette: No, shh, shut up, I didn’t ask for a furry’s opinion

Chat Noir: What’s a furry?

Marinette: ……….. Oh my God, you really don’t know. You’re like, the thing that comes before furries. You’re a pre-furry.

Chat Noir: Okay, now I’m even more confused, just tell me what a furry is!

Marinette: No way, I refuse to have an active hand in your self-discovery.

Chat Noir: FINE, I’ll just Google it then!

[Several Minutes Later]

Chat Noir: I’M NOT A FURRY!!! WHY DID YOU THINK I WAS A FURRY?? I DON’T WEAR A FREAKING FURSUIT THIS IS A MAGICAL SUIT OF ARMOR

Marinette: YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING CAT EARS, TAIL, AND TOE BEANS ON YOUR BOOTS. YOUR EYES ARE LITERAL CAT EYES. THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE ACTUAL FUR.

Chat Noir: I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE ANIMAL THEME MARINETTE, MY POWERS LITERALLY COME FROM A TINY BLACK CAT GOD, THIS ISN’T A CHOICE

Marinette: Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn’t choose the bell collar.

Chat Noir: ,,,,,,,,, okay fuck you

gale-gentlepenguin

Broke: Marinette and Chat noir passionately making out because they are free to be their true selves and feel that their crush won’t love them back.

Woke: Marinette and Chat noir playing video games and eating cookies because they are both friends and comfortable with one another without the tension and awkwardness of having a crush on the other allowing their relationship to develop in a way that leaks into other aspects of the love square

Enlightened: Chat noir and Marinette having a strong friendship that allows them a better understanding of the other while also giving them inside jokes that might accidentally lead to a reveal when one of them laughs outside of their identity

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Marinette calling Luka "Just a friend"

mari-nettes

I know everyone is focusing on the fact that he's walking like a cat in that one clip but what really hits me is that he's circling her excitedly ...as if he hasn't seen his lady in a long time

kittyandbugaboo

ML, if Origins ended differently…

My favorite Headcannon is if the Umbrella Scene didnt happen in Orgins because imagine:

•marinette just assumes Adrien is as bad as Chloe and just chooses to avoid him

•Adrien gets frustrated with Marinette dismissing him so he just decides she’s assumptive and stop trying to apologize

•Adrien complains to Nino about “stubborn Dupain-Cheng” and Nino is amused and suggests “yea and don’t you just hate how she smells like vanilla and strawberries” and Adrien is like “yea! and don’t get me started on-“ but stops and blushes because why must Nino expose him like this?

•marinette sometimes mocks Adrien to Tikki or Alya; “oh I’m Adrien Agreste; I’m gifted at the piano and fencing, blah blah blah” but doesn’t realize that’s she’s complimenting him constantly even though Alya tries to hint to her about it

•Adrien is lowkey calling out Marinette during class by saying to Bustier “some people can’t listen and forgive others” and Marinette just sits behind him and mocks him while he talks

•marienette tells bustier “well maybe if some people understood how to not do mean things in the first place or at least be sorry they would deserve to have their explanation listened to”

•we get lots of scenes where Marinette and Adrien are in each other’s faces, lots of sassy arguing and always them calling each other only by their last names

•meanwhile Chat and LB had revealed their crushes on each other way early on but Ladybug shut it down saying “I’m sorry but this is our job. We’re going on missions, not dates, we can’t be together Chat noir” they stop flirting and being romantic but they both secretly still have repressed feelings for each other

•ladybug and chat becomes a badass best friend duo (still pretty cannon)

•in Evillustator, Chat is annoyed about having to watch Marinette but just sucks it up and goes since Ladybug asked him to

•When Chat gets to her house Mari has a plate of passion fruit macaroons ready because she just so happens to be making them (it’s actually because Chat told ladybug he loves passion fruit on a missions once)

•Chat is shocked and weirded out by how sweet Mari is to his alter ego and wonders why she can’t be this nice to Adrien but just thinks it’s because chat is a hero and all

•Chat can’t help but make a snarky comment to Marinette (maybe because she mentioned a certain annoying Adrien to him) and she turns into Sassinette for a second and snatches his half eaten macaroon from his hand saying she’ll give it back if he apologizes

•Mari and chat get really in each other’s faces and stare intensely seeing who will break first

•Chat leans back and inhales “Sorry, princess” & Marinette stares for a moment before smiling softly and giving his macaroon back “you’re forgiven, I’m sorry too”

•Chat meant to call Mari “princess” sarcastically but it makes her heart flutter anyways

•Chat wonders if only Marinette would let Adrien apologize whether it would be that easy to forgive

•Alya asks Mari about her time with Chat at the end of the episode and Adrien blushes as he heard Marinette go on about how cool he is

•in Horrificator, Adrienette are made the leads because Alya and Nino are attempting to get them to be friends and put an end to this stupid feud

•they freak out when they hear about the kiss

•in Animan, Nino himself invites Mari to the zoo but asks if Adrien will come for support since he’s nervous, Adrien doesn’t understand why Nino likes Marinette but he says “I’ll help you out but only because you’re helpless”

•little to Adriens knowledge this whole this is another elaborate plan from Alya and Nino to have Adrien & Marinette end up “alone” at the zoo together and become friends (Alya and Nino are secretly watching from afar)

•in Kung Food, Adrienette are both annoyed that Alya set them up but Mari genuinely needs help and Adrien does actually want to practice his Chinese

•when Chloe is racist tho Adrien calls her out and after Chloe leaves Adrien tells Mari “look I don’t like you, Dupain-Cheng. But no one deserves that treatment” and even reluctantly reveals to Marinette that Sifu does like her

•it’s quiet for a moment and marinette just kinda nudges him with her hand and whispers “thanks”

•Chat complains about this girl that is stubborn about not letting him apologize and he doesn’t know what to do, Ladybug tells him to find a common interest and try to bond with her

•Lb complains about this jerk in her class and chat says “why don’t you give him a chance and if he’s still a jerk I’ll handle him!”

•In Gamer, Mari signs up for the tournament because she knows she’s good and wants to rub it in Agrestes face (she didn’t know they would be partnered)

•marinette pulverized Adrien but then they have to be partners and Adrien is gonna refuse at first but remember ladybugs suggestion so he decides to try it anyways

•marinette doesnt try to get out of the tournament because she’s trying to give Adrien a shot like Chat said to

•When adrien comes over Mari is panicking to get a bunch of chat noir stuff off her walls because she think Adrien will make fun of her

•the gaming scene is similar just a little more angsty and competitive and Mari still gives him her lucky charm but it’s because she feels bad since Adrien reveals he spends most time cooped up in his room at home with little free time and can only play the game alone and he’s not even that good at it

•the rest of the episodes goes pretty similar except instead of marinette saying “he’s always so over the top” When chat leaves her on the roof she tells Tikki “he’s so cool!”

•in Volpina, Marinette was just in the library for research and doesn’t want to follow Adrien but Tikki says she needs the book

•marinette realized Lila is lying about LB and the Fox miraculous but doesn’t say anything since she’s not jealous, she just hopes Agreste isn’t really that dumb

•the rest of the ep goes pretty similar but except it (the season finale) ends with the umbrella scene

•adrien says “look, today I found out this one person lied to me and I realized when people get wrong information it can lead to bad things so i just wanted to make sure you have all the right information” *gives the same umbrella scene explanation*

•marinette has a pretty similar reaction to cannon but she makes her acceptance of the apology verbal this time “I’m sorry I didn’t give you a chance to explain” and then he gives her the umbrella

•Adrien says “see you tomorrow, Marinette” and leaves

•marinette stammers and tells Tikki “h-he called me marinette”

kittyandbugaboo

Since enemies to lovers Adrienette is making its rounds in the fandom again

moociferdoomcifer

The thing about drawing F is that theres no stopping!!!! U can literally see them doing anything and everything, a free spirit, sweet, kind, and so much positive energy!!! One idea turns to another and another and it's so fun! F is fun, a breath of fresh air, and a limitless source of inspiration as an artist(and im sure for writers as well!)

Anyways, F in that cropped hoodie, anyone?

theguilteaparty

When you finally find the energy to do stuff

nastymanprincess

Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

sabertoothwalrus

god I’m still so fucking pissed about voltron, but especially Klance. listen. I know. I know it’s 2020. But I could write a whole essay on this. Like,, we weren’t crazy, the subtext WAS there:

The part that angers me the most is that the creators didn’t realize what a perfect narrative arc set up because they were too goddamn straight to understand the inherent homoeroticism of rivals

Not to mention in the FIRST EPISODE it established that their rivalry was one-sided, meaning Lance was just like, excessively fixated on this guy. to the extent that he’s so familiar with his haircut that he can identify it at a distance

the fact that he calls his haircut a MULLET, which makes that double gay

despite the fact that Lance apparently claims to hate Keith so much, this is how he talks about him when he isn’t around:

with…. that expression…..

The Bonding Moment™

that one time Keith was upset and everyone looks over to Lance because they knew Lance would be the best one to comfort him

this whole scene

THIS?????

just…. the way that Lance’s whole insecurity subplot could have been really interestingly resolved by the person he’s jealous of/admires falling in love with him!!!! It just would have been good writing!!!! especially since Lance’s insecurity issues were mostly unaddressed!!!!!!

jfghgh just….. all the ingredience were there,,, like the narrative felt like it set itself up for it and the writers just. Didn’t even realize they made a recipe for an IDEAL rivals to friends to lovers……. I’m so bitter

aidn

i’m in friend love with all of you

trapcard

u gay

aidn

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

trifoliate-undergrowth

I have to buy Christmas gifts for my highkey homophobic relatives because if they’re gonna shun me for being trans they better be upfront about it, I’m not going to give them any other “reasons” for it by God I am going to give them good gifts and they are going to have to justify hating me for other reasons.

Anyways. I spent 1 night searching etsy for the queerest stores I could possibly patronize, while also having products with plausible deniability for homophobic relatives bc I don’t want to start a riot on the spot I just want to have a nice innocuous gift that comes from a source that would absolutely make them furious if they knew. My goal was to find someone who donates to a charity like the Trevor Project so I could get An Innocuous Non-Gay Looking Item but cackle inside knowing that the gift money is actually going to The Gays.

Here’s some stores that I was delighted to find but didn’t quite make the cut for the incredible specific things I was looking for.

JabaCrafts: sells a variety of what looks like very nice soaps, some are Normal and could be used for Homophobic Relative Gifts, a percentage of money (they didn’t say how much..?) from the sale of only the Pride-themed soaps goes to local LGBTQ+ charities.

TrandleBoutique: Transwoman-owned shop with Pride candles. Also sells plain colored candles that could be used as Homophobic Relative Gifts whilst directly funding a trans artisan.

TBrosSoapCo: LGBT-owned (I”m assuming they’re a trans man based on the prominent T pun in the title, which also includes a hypodermic needle so heads up if you hate those, the soaps look like they come stamped with the design so unfortunately I can’t use these as Homophobic Relative Gifts but I love this store and may one day have to patronize them For Me) and their soaps look very nice

SpookiiBubbles: Has spooky/Halloween-themed stuff, which I love; also has a bi and a neon rainbrow pride design, donates the profits from the pride-themed soaps to the LGBTQ bail fund.

WildRaeBoutique: donates 3 dollars from the sale of every rainbow pride soap to the Trevor Project. Also has Innocuous Non-Gay Items For Homophobic Relatives.

Runner-ups: stores that are just very fun and also have 1 or 2 Pride options so like, casual allies

JiroSoap: INCREDIBLY CUTE soaps, some are CAT THEMED, have 3 rainbow designs and all are gorgeous

HarnettHeritage: just some very cute molded soaps in a variety of themes (I was sorely tempted by the Halloween potions set) and they have one rainbow pride option

HoneyBubbleSoaps: has one Pride design and some other very nice items (the rose loofah soap is beautiful and would make a great gift)

PeppyLittleSoapShop: has some very interesting soap designs/scents, also sells some pride designs and offers to custom-make any pride flags they don’t currently offer.

Bonus: items I’ve found that I, personally, am getting, for me

LA Ramen Girl: cute ghost pride pins, donates 10% to the Trevor Project.

TabKimpton: has a sparkly headstone patch that says CAN’T BURY THIS GAY and I have literally never in my life vibed with something more omg

And here’s what I ended up deciding to go with.

The Ultra Stealth Gay Christmas Present for Homophobic Relatives

FlambeboyantCandles.

They have subtle pride-color candles and candles inspired by drag queens. The entire shop is gay as hell and donates a percentage (again idk how much but I believe them) to the Rainbow Railroad, a Canadian organization that helps queer people escape from persecution in other countries. And the candles just look cool and based on the reviews smell quite nice. They are a bit more pricey than some other stuff on this list, about 20 bucks per candle, but I’m willing to pay that price for a once-yearly Gay Rights Stealth Homophobic Relatives Gift.

((Additionally… not 2 shill but… I also have an etsy and it sells necklaces, mostly cottagecore-themed, I have some cute mushroom pendants, skull beads, fish vertebrae, one design is trans pride themed, hi im trans))

trifoliate-undergrowth

WOW this is getting shared a lot! If anyone else has recommendations to add I’d love to see them, they can be yours or a friend’s store!

trifoliate-undergrowth

@dinosaurrainbowstarfish omg that’s beautiful, I love that ahahaha! and thank youuuuu

queerscout

If anybody is interested in Tab Kimpton’s etsy, he has a separate online store here with more pins, patches, and even shirts. A lot of his things are based on his comics (link), which are all super queer.

dramaranii

why is yikes plural. why so many yike

domesticlager

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish