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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onā¦
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TĀ ā S Ā B A C KĀ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesā¦
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goā¦
nothingās happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donāt be awful, please donāt be awful, please donāt b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iāll prove it
Yāall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Shouldā¦ā¦ should Iā¦ā¦.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canāt be that bad, I mean whatās the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
ITS BACK
CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????
This post is so legendary
Iāve only ever heard about it
Iāve been blessed
Bruh
Yoooooooā¦
Levels
I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too ššš
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Savage
This is super epic.Ā
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.Ā Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.Ā Heāll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.Ā
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.
#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it
YOOOOOOOO
Remember, the Force will be with you⦠always.
Happy Star Wars Day!
Rules: Weāre snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library on shuffle and report the first 10 songs that pop up. Then choose 10 people.
1: The Strays - Sleeping With Sirens
2: Hold On Till May - Pierce The Veil
3: Nine In The Afternoon - Panic! At The Disco
4: Left Alone - Sleeping With Sirens
5: Terrible Things - Mayday Parade
6: House Of Wolves - My Chemical Romance
7: Backseat Serenade - All Time Low
8: Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
9: Helena - My Chemical Romance
10: Simple Man - Shinedown
People I'm tagging: @honey-in-the-sunshine @reylologist
I don't have 10 people I want to tag so 2 will do š
I'm so sorry about the delay for part 4 of Let Me In. I just got my tablet working again and I have to rewrite it. Hopefully it'll be up soon.
Kittens explore fake yellow grass
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Okay but thatās a fucking perfect Lightsaber Form VI stance right there, one-hand grip on the blade, off-hand folded across the chest so he could Force out AND deflect in one movement, thatās fucking Niman, the Way of the Rancor, goddamnit Kylo RenĀ
#iām re-reblogging this because iām still in aweĀ #and because i have so many feelings about kylo using the diplomatās formĀ #niman encourages the use of force-based attacksĀ #SO IāM THINKING THAT he favors it because he feels more comfortable using his force powers than using actual weaponsĀ #because he never completed lightsaber training with lukeĀ #and niman is all about balance as wellĀ #which ties in perfectly with the light and the dark side both pulling at himĀ #iām justĀ #iām soĀ #just fuck me upĀ (viaĀ kylorenvevo)
Let Me In; Part 3
Sorry if this sucks.
~~~~~
These were your choices, only yours. You are a monster.
The plan was to go with Han, Chewbacca, and Finn, save Rey, and disable their defensive shields. The plan worked the way it was supposed to, except now you were on the bridge walking towards Kylo Ren.
"Take off your mask, Ben. You don't need it." You called out to the man.
"What do you think you'll see if I do?" He asks. You slowly move closer to him.
"The face of the man I loved." You replied.
"What about him? What does he think he'll see?" You turned around, confused as to who he was talking about. That's when you saw Han.
"The face of my son." He grabs you lightly and pulls you behind him. Was he protecting you?
Kylo removed his mask and both you and Han are in shock of the sight. He looked like your Ben, older, but still your Ben. Seeing his face actually hurt you.
"Ben is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father, so I destroyed him." He said emotionlessly.
"That's what Snoke wants you to believe, but it's not true. My son is alive." Han said, moving closer.
"No. The Supreme Leader is wise." You began to walk closer, hoping Han would let you by, but he stopped you.
"Snoke is using you for your power. When he gets what he wants, he'll crush you. You know it's true," you pause, pushing yourself past Han carefully, "Leave here with me, with us. Come home. We miss you, Ben." You lift your hand up to his cheek. Tears started to flood his eyes.
"I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain," he pauses, "I know what I have to do but I don't now if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?"
"Yes, anything." Han says, pulling you back again. This time he gives you a stern look, basically telling you to stay behind.
Kylo pulls out his lightsaber and slowly extends it to his father. The last bit of sunlight fades as Han reaches for the weapon. Just like the room, Kylo's eyes also filled with darkness as he ignited the saber, piercing through Han's chest.
You stood in shock, staring as the man touched his son's face one last time before falling. You couldn't process what had just happened.
You looked back up at Kylo, who was staring at you. Before he could turn on you, you pulled out your saber and ignited it. The man started towards you, but was then shot in the side by Chewbacca.
"What happened to you, Ben?" You asked with tears in your eyes. He stood back up and stomped towards you again. He waited until you made the first move and easily blocked it, though he was bleeding out.
The two of you battled it out, exiting the base and into the forest. You were then met with the familiar faces of Rey and Finn, watching the two of you fight. Kylo took the opportunity to use the force to throw you back. You landed harshly, hitting your head on a large rock, knocking you unconscious.
"You're a monster!" Rey screamed.
"It's just us now! Solo and (Y/N) can't save you." He replied.
Rey moved forward, grabbing her blaster and aiming it at the man. He did the same to her as he did to you and used the force to throw her backwards. She hit a tree and fell to the ground right next to you, blackness taking over her as well.
Finn ran over to the two of you, worried about the both of you. It was just him alone with Kylo now. Finn grabbed the Skywalker lightsaber and ignited it as he stood.
"That lightsaber, it belongs to me!" Kylo yelled angrily.
"Come and get it!" Finn replied.
Kylo attacked first, but Finn blocked his moves, turning his defensive moves into offensive ones, even grazing Kylo's arm. You opened your eyes, seeing the two fighting. You quickly sat up, grabbing your own lightsaber and joining in. You attacked from the back while he blocked Finn's swings, two against one.
You swung down at Kylo, but he turned to block it, also slicing your face from your chin to your left eye. The fact that he had hurt you hurt worse than the injury.
He knocked the lightsaber out of Finn's grip and sliced up Finn's back, leaving him unconscious. The burning sensation in your face was nearly unbearable, but you couldn't give up. As you went to stand back up, you watched as the Skywalker lightsaber flew right past Kylo Ren and into Rey's hand.
You fought with her as best as you could, blocking every blow, even managing to knock him over.
Rey was aggressive and surprisingly skilled considering she's had zero training. As she sliced up his face, you knew this would be over.
"Rey, go to Finn. I need to do something." You spoke to her. She looked confused, but did as you told her.
"What are you doing?" Kylo whispered.
"My offer, from when we were younger, it still stands. We could still leave everything behind. Please, Ben." You begged.
"You know I can't do that. It's too late, (Y/N)." He replied.
"Then I'm sorry about this." You knocked him unconscious with the hilt of your lightsaber before he could reply, then struggled to get him up. You dragged him across the slowly collapsing ground and into the falcon.
If he wouldn't come back willingly, then you'd have to use a different method.
~~~~~
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The Last JediĀ + sliding + bonusĀ
#cameraman is doing godās work
your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.
I opened Tumblr and almost screamed
the guilt has hold of you. confess
Let Me In; Part 2
Warning: minor swearing and torture that we already knew about..?
~~~~~
You hurt me. You hurt my friends.
You've been with the Resistance since that day. Ben, now Kylo Ren, miraculously made it out, and Master Luke exiled himself to maker-knows-where.
You were currently on a mission with Commander Dameron on the dreadful planet of Jakku. You were to find a man by the name of Lor San Tekka, who was holding the map to Master Luke.
You were to stand guard outside with BB-8 and BB-6 while Poe got the information. You had a bad feeling about this.
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"This will begin to make things right. I've travelled too far and seen too much to ignore the despair in the Galaxy. Without the Jedi, there can be no balance in the force." The man said to Poe.
"Well, because of you, now we have a chance. The general's been after this for a very long time." Poe replied.
"Oh the general? To me, she's royalty." San Tekka spoke.
"Well she certainly is that."
-----
As the men were speaking, you noticed something in the distance. Ships; First Order ships to be exact, and they were landing here. You and the two droids went off to inform Poe while you still could.
"Commander! We have company!" You exclaimed. You and Poe darted off, going for your x-wings.
"Let's go, BB-6, we need to get out of here!" You said to your droid as he was preparing the ship. As the ship lights were coming on and the engine was roaring, two Stormtroopers started toward the ships, firing at both.
Poe fired back at them with the ship's blasters, killing them. The two of you got out to check the ships, both too damaged to fly.
He got down on his knee and pulled out a sack, holding what you assumed was the map, and inserted it into BB-8.
"It's safer with you than it is with me. The three of you get as far away from here as you can. Do you hear me?" He ordered.
"I'm not leaving you to handle this alone, Dameron," You started "BB-6, you and BB-8 get out if here. We'll come back for you. It'll be alright."
You could tell Poe was annoyed that you were disobeying orders, but he didn't have time to argue. Poe used his blaster rifle to shoot any troopers coming your way.
You felt a presence. One you haven't felt in years; one you didn't want to remember. You knew who was in the shuttle that was just now landing, but his arrival didn't stop you from fighting back, it gave you more of a reason to fight. You blocked incoming shots with your lightsaber while Poe continued firing.
The shuttle's door opened and a tall, dark figure exited. It was, in fact, Kylo Ren. The man you used to adore. But you didn't have time to think of that now as he walked towards Lor San Tekka.
The two bantered for what seemed like hours. But as you saw Ren ignite his saber, you knew what the outcome was going to be. The knight ripped the saber down across San Tekka.
Poe ran out and fired at the man, but was frozen along with the blast. He tried to move, but couldn't, then was grabbed by Stormtroopers that dragged him towards Ren.
As Poe began talking, you jumped out from your spot, igniting your saber and striking down as many Stormtroopers as possible before you were frozen as well. Kylo walked away from Poe and towards you.
"Y/F/N Y/L/N. It's been a while." He said, probably smirking. You spat at his helmet.
"Fuck. You." You hissed. He lifted his hand to your head, and you fell unconscious in his arms.
"Put him on board." He ordered the Stormtroopers while carrying you himself.
"Sir, the villagers?" An all-chrome 'trooper asked.
"Kill them all."
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You woke up cuffed to an incredibly uncomfortable metal chair. All you heard was your Commander, your best friend, screaming in pain while being tortured by your ex-boyfriend. Tears welled up in your eyes as you realized the two of you would most likely be executed after this.
Everything fell silent, the only sound being your breathing, until the door opened and the figure stomped towards you. You glared up at the man, thoroughly repulsed by his actions.
"You changed your hair." He finally spoke.
"Let us go and I might let you live." You growled back.
"So much anger, so much hate, yet you refuse to give yourself fully to the darkness," he began as he put his hand to your head, trying to dig through your memories. "And all of this hatred is pointed towards me?"
"You seem surprised." You managed to say through the pain. It felt like someone was repeatedly beating you with a bat. He tried digging, tried breaking down your mental walls. He failed.
"Join me. Join me, and you'll live." He offered.
"I'll never join you. I'd just as soon carve my eyes out." You snapped. Your response must have angered him greatly, making him stomp out of the room.
Not too long later you heard the door reopen.
"Come back to kill me?"
"No, Y/N, it's me. We have a way out of this." Poe spoke. A Stormtrooper came around and unlocked your restraints and handed you your lightsaber.
"We don't have a lot of time, we need to hurry." The man spoke. You got out of the chair and he grabbed your right arm and Poe's left, guiding you towards the main hangar.
It was a tight squeeze and sitting on your friend's lap was kind of awkward, but if it meant living another day, it was worth it.
The two men talked while dodging and shooting down TIE Fighters. Finn, formerly known as FN-2187, cheered as he shot them down.
Then you were hit, and before you knew it, you were crash landing on Jakku.
~~~~~
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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.Ā
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
The Force Awakens 2015 / The Last Jedi 2017