oh babey what are you doing here?

bye sweatys

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im making a new blog on a new account <3 it's been real yall considering i've had this same account since 2012

but im not proud of the opinions i used to hold on here, and most of the REALLY old stuff is cringe and gay, HOWEVER, i wont delete this account because of the good memories that remain here (also im too lazy to clean out the bad takes with a fine tooth comb)

from now on you'll find me on:

tumblr: netscapenobody

twitter: e_goblinz

instagram: gamergirl.bongwater

i'll never forget you guys

*ollies out*

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its been over a year since i posted anything on this blog haha fuck

anyway hiyeeeeeeee 😗✌️ im not dead yet

[valtsv]

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

[luftraptor]

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

[mrs-faggot]

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

[wolverinequeen]

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

[elodieunderglass]

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

tf2 lore: sniper is actually from new zealand and not australia and the reason why is because australia is its own version of wakanda that has prospered due to a mineral called australium that gives people rippling muscles and mustaches and because neither of sniper’s parents have mustaches this means he’s from the lost underwater civilization of new zealand where people don’t have mustaches

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

tf2 lore: the red team is attacked every halloween by an evil wizard who hates soldier because he trashed his apartment when they were roommates and who has since replaced soldier as a roommate with tom jones who is later accidentally murdered by soldier because he mistook him for a home intruder

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

overwatch lore: the international task force known as overwatch was founded to defend people in the omnic crisis which was the rebellion of robots who didn’t want to toil in servitude to humans anymore which is a pointed “”“allegory””” for racism except there are multiple game modes where you’re supposed to kill hundreds of them for fun

tf2 lore: the evil wizard owes the yakuza $12,000 dollars

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[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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a bunch of joe moses's youtube videos are gone, including this one, does anyone know whats happened??

(or does anyone have the taylor swift one saved somewhere 🅱️lease i miss it so much)

[prismartist]

IT'S GONE?

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i did some ass backwards crazy sleuthing and found that the videos are just privated. hopefully when joe comes back from his haitus he'll put them all up again

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a bunch of joe moses's youtube videos are gone, including this one, does anyone know whats happened??

(or does anyone have the taylor swift one saved somewhere 🅱️lease i miss it so much)

[gone-to-oregone]

Today’s Starkid/Adjacent gif set is Brian Rosenthal dedicated to my bb Brosenthot Bc ITS HER BIRFDEE YALL

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YO HOLY SHIT?!!! HOLY S H I T AAAAAAAA

thank you boo much bless ❤️❤️❤️

[gone-to-oregone]

i would send you my adoption papers but you clearly have more than enough kids to take care of! can i instead be the weird uncle who exclusively wears hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts? (despite being a 20 year old punk girl)

As a girl who owns three shirts of the like, yes 🤙

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hell yeah 👉😎👉

[robertmitchum]

finally a monster literally none of you nasties will wanna fuck

[butchindie]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[joinusanddie]

caption this

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[fuckyahumor]

oh nooooooo

[fuckyahumor]

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

[invalidate]

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

[striderepiphany]

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

[vendetta06]

write in the tags your sexuality and what you consider is low battery. i’m bi and i think 2% is low

[sunfortune]

makes sure peter parker is white and straight

dies anyway 😔✊

[hopeymchope]

This is the worst post about Stan Lee’s tragic death that I could’ve possibly found anywhere in my dash

Stan Lee has zero power over casting decisions or the writing of any movie or spinoff property, nor did he write any of them.

He hasn’t written Spidey anywhere outside of the newspaper comic strip for decades now

He never had any way to “make sure” Peter was portrayed a specific way in any medium since roughly 1980 at the latest

He’s a legacy creator who made important, landmark characters in the ‘60s and ‘70s and has since then mostly been used by Marvel as a PR device to generate good vibes.

And the man who gave us the first major representation of black superheroes when he created Black Panther just died, can we show a little class please

[probiotic-yogurt]

I know what you’re trying to get at here but he did actually say he’d make sure that Peter Parker was protrayed straight, and he had a big issue with Peter Parker being played by anyone who wasn’t . It was also included in the later contracts for the character that Peter Parker had to be protrayed as white and straight.

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He said that for Peter Parker, but not other incarnations of spider-man. Think about it from his point of view as a storyteller, a worldbuilder, a character creator. Peter Parker was the first incarnation of spider-man, in a way he's Stan's baby. I wouldn't change the identity of my own characters if it wasnt a necessity either. But that's just me of course. I understand that other individuals who have a greater desire for people like themselves to be portrayed in media are upset by his words. But I'm sure that wasn't his intention.