The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
actually this is the best possible character dynamic
ALT
to everyone who answers “puss in boots”
One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.
happy capybara
Your daily dose of cat memes
SORA CHOI at New York Fashion Week S/S 2019
She looks like a Wandering Hero with a Haunted Past who is gonna steal the heart of a smitten lady
Plot twist I am the smitten lady
She also looks like the “fake distressed damsal” that shows up at the Private Eye’s office to lure him into this complicated mystery but really she’s a professional hitman hired to kill him. No love story here just murder.
She has got powerful assasin energy <3
She looks like a mysterious character in an action movie who out-badasses the protagonist at every turn but isn’t the antagonist just someone after the same thing as the protagonist
BABIES!!!
so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends.
domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens.
so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends.
the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years .
so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy.
#THE FACT THAT THE KEY TO DOMESTIC CAT’S SUCCESS IS THAT THEY LEARNED #THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP #IS A FUCKING HOOT
I will never be over the floofpaws of the bobcat attempting loafstance in that first picture
OH MY GOOOOOOOD
LOOK
A VIDEO OF THEM GROOMING AND HEADBUTTING EACH OTHER!!!
They’re both loafing because they are mirroring each other!!! It means they like each other!!
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
@klubbhead
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
I CAN’T
B R E A T H E
XD
i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke
The post of legend has come again
OH GOD IT GOT BETTER
This is best post on this shit hole of an app
Holy shit
Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?
This post: *exists*
Me: Oh yeah.
sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before
I AM SCREECHING
The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.
It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore
may I?
A gif for Mermay!
This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.
I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.
hey do me a favor and reblog this but don't vote on it
ok i will not vote
hehehe i'm going to be a little scamp and vote anyway!
woo hoo hehe
That’s not a cursed image
Chess v2.001 Patch Notes
- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings
- Rooks go hog wild
Bishops trying to catch up
pawns:
shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:
comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’
I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine
*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops
i. am so small.
Tumblr's algorithm working for once
i needed to do this just so i could draw the. so small.
like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy
this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post
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