NettleXD on AO3

Any/All pronouns! In too many fandoms to list but I will be shitposting on here. Also maybe art if I stop being anxious for a long enough time to hit post. The nettle in my pfps/banner is the Gympie-Gympie, native to Australia and one of the most painful plants on the planet.

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

My AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/users/NettleXD

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

tough life being a phm fan and sdv player because everytime i'm thinking about iridium i call it eridian and its like. wait a sec

[cbartonscoffee]

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

[fictionalsimp09]

okay, this was pretty hard lol

what explains the most?

british (specifically english)

oldest "daughter"

spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated

my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps

everyone thinks i have autism

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else

[ravenwordsx]

which explains the most :3

heart problem* (read below)

at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me

i'm a poet

at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason

i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o

the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated

oldest daughter syndrome

obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12

unrestricted internet access as a kid

Voting ended onJul 6

*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all

...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween

npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon

[marauding-almond]

that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven

anyways

what explains the most

undiagnosed autism

french

oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)

moved across 6 school by the age of 11

hip + knee problems

7 suicide attempts

painter + poet + musician

i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun

Voting ended onJun 30

tags!

@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows

[snoopyinrainbows]

what explains the most?

my 3 runaway attempts as a young child

eating disorder in 8th grade

i'm a poet

i almost fell thru the attic floor when I was 8

used to eat paint when I was younger

got autism diagnosis in 3rd grade but wasn't told till 5th grade

used to ship drarry (now it's jegulus)

girlsgogames was my favorite website during covid

Voting ended onJun 30

@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @hardyharhar0 @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @vinylfawn @esarity11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy hopefully i didn't forget anyone this time !!

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

what explains it?

undiagnosed autistic but got a 9/10 on an autism test

left handed

born in new york

chronic joint pain as a child

got my head whacked against a tub faucet as a baby

severe bullying in 6th grade

unrestricted internet access as a kid

saw rent the musical at the ripe age of 9

theatre kid

my button

Voting ended onJun 30

@thecatboyknight-offical @bylerbean @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @wolfhaquarian @and-you-said-yes @flew-like-a-moth-to-you-sunlight @frogboyisatitagain and open tags

[caffeinated-crownguard]

what explains it?

figured out I was gay and then went back into denial 8 different times

on props team for theatre

parents had to put extra locks on doors bc of me

knee problems

oldest sibling and oldest of all the cousins

people were only nice to me in grade school bc they thought I was special ed

5 yr old me would dig up worms from the garden and sing to them

Voting ended onJul 2

@vibrantly-yours @deethejester @going-crazy-together @scoopstroopog @byleriskillingme @the-silent-screamer @ihavenoconsistentinterests @poet-queen12 @prettiest-boy-in-town @certified-loser-boy @brokendarkfairyempressforever + open tags!!

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

What explains it?

Born a month premature & had to stay in the hospital for a While

My parents are like a good 10 years older than all of my friends' parents

Technically I have an older brother but he's like 20 years older than me

Theatre kid

The middle school I went to was RIDICULOUSLY academically focused

I am five foot two

Boyscout

I'm allergic to eggs & peanuts so basically I can't eat anything ever

I had pretty bad eczema for a REALLY long time & it still comes and goes

Like my first notable hyperfixation was Isabella from The Promised Neverland

Voting ended onJun 30

I feel like there are more interesting things that I could've added, but I can't think of them rn

open tags!!

[paint-me-in-watercolour]

a lot of these can be traced back/to theatre kid so umm that one. also the super academic school thing though, that sounds like it sucked

what explains it??

D-TGA & VSD :)) (born with 2 heart defects)

I got put in my first dance class at less than 2 years old and never stopped

ASOUE was my favouriteeee as a kid

my elementary school actively fell apart in my grade 6

I have never been more offended than learning I couldn’t do the grade 6 play

I have dyed my hair consistently in various colours since age 12

my mom had me when she was 17

No Exit (don’t ask)

Voting ended onJul 2

No pressure tagsss @ieatkitkatswrong @mpmc2g @marsmindmaze @erikvoice-perfection +open!!

[erikvoice-perfection]

i might not even know the answer to this but let's do it anyway:

what explains it?

in middle school i "adopted" younger kids and acted like their father

i've been grounded since i was 12

attended the school my mom taught for in elementary

rotating different unhealthy attachments to toys and clothing every two years

got kicked out of/removed from 3 christian schools until i started homeschooling

fucked up umbilical cord(didn't eat in the womb)

florida man

Voting ended onJul 1

scar tagged my boyfriend already(hi scar)

@cat-found-in-an-allie @candy-c0rps3 @stabbythebosscat @kneeko116 + OPEN TAGS

[stabbythebosscat]

what explains it?

both of my parents were stand up comics in LA in the 2000s

controlling grandparents

divorced parents, but when they divorced it wasn’t that different

I’ve broken my arms 3 times, and once I accidentally cut my hand open.

I read a lot of Shakespeare because I relate to the insane family structures

Bagomeat and ferments (I’ll explain below)

I moved across the country in sixth grade and was bullied at my new school

at said school, I was put as the first they’d kill on a theoretical death list

I’m an ENFP with an anxiety problem and I probably have ADHD

when I couldn’t sleep as a baby my parents would put Rush on and I’d fall asleep

I fucking love spicy food and I have for as long as I could remember

I have deep conversations over GTA with my best friend

Voting ended onJul 1

okay so Bagomeat is referring to my father. He cuts a piece of steak and carries it around in his pocket all day. He also ferments his own vegetables.

there’s so much I left off. Didn’t even mention my sister.

@averys-a-loser @loveandobsession648 @hayleyw1lliams +open!

[loveandobsession648]

aight bet thanks for the tag

what explains it

Mildly homophobic parents and older sibling

I attend the most academic school in my state, and in the accelerated program

Gets along with everyone... because I'm WAY too agreeable

Mildly sexist grandparents

Estranged from a LOT of family members

Was a really smart little kid then fell off (now im dumb/average)

Middle child

Parents are really strict on tech (more below)

I don't have any one person who I can like... tell everything or talk to

Voting ended onJul 1

Uhhh, so my parents LOVE to say to me every few days. "if it was up to us you wouldn't even have a laptop, you only have it because you need one for school". I got my first phone this year and it's a dumb phone, it can only call and text and it has an alphanumerical keyboard (its so painful to use omg). They used to have monitoring software on my laptop too and they could see every site and app I would access. Also my laptop desk directly faces them 24/7 and they don't know i'm on tumblr cuz they would hate it if they knew lol 💀

@lalalalala520710 @hayleyw1lliams @averys-a-loser @ryroventlove @garlicbreadmustdie @worshipyousatanic-panic @where0worlds0collide + open tags!!

[lalalalala520710]

i hope im doing this right lol,,,

what explains it

was extremely conservative and homophobic in elementary

mainly because i had severe internalised homophobia in elementary and my family

3 of my cousins had a crush on me (eugh inc3st 💔)

and it was normal to them because we’re pakistani (inc3st country 💔)

i lowk have no pride in being pakistani

but it’s okay because im mixed (hong kong x pakistani)

uh some guy who liked me tried to show his dih IRL

almost got groomed by a 19 yr old guy

might have adhd(got severe adhd on an online test)

wants to try yumeshipping but im not sure

my dad doesnt let me draw at all so i have to do it in secret

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onJul 1

@printer-reads-books-505 @sharkfin13 @garlicbreadmustdie @ourlizofsorrows @sableandcherrimustdie +open tags!!

wait why is the last poll like that how did i do that

[sableandcherrimustdie]

HAH IM GONNA BE SO GOOD AT THIS

WUAT EXPLAINS IT

got a concussion from running into a door

got a concussion from laughing at frerard

I killed my fish when I was three because I wanted to give it a hug

my cousin would ask me for feet pics (I did NOT send dw)

my teacher in fourth grade told me to go on a diet

my parents have almost divorced TWICE but they never did

Voting ended onJul 3

@ourlizofsorrows @moonyluvsmusic @garlicbreadmustdie @gutzxgalore @15mercury @willow-wisp-fae @wheniwasayoungboyyy @elliotmustd1e @tsunami-likes-mcr @pepsicanzonthefloor @kalisatthedisco @z0m-b-br1d3 @venomssos @ray-toros-guitar @michael-mcromance

+ OPEN TAGS (I think this is the first tage game where I've tagged like ... most of my mutuals .... yikes)

[gutzxgalore]

what explains it 😳

moved school 2 days before lockdown & didnt get the chance to make friends

youngest child

lost my childhood bsf and her family to some freaky culty church

did dance, cheerleading, then artistic rollerskating

for about a year straight i genuinely did not listen to any artists except wwatt

when i was ~8 i used to have panick attacks every time someone mentioned death

dressed up as meg from little women for bookweek in year 5

Voting ended onJul 4

this was really hard because pretty much nothing interesting has happened to me like ever lmao 😭

@maggot-faggot-swaggot @gh0ulfun @gerardwaysmissingballsack @p4rtyp0is0nnnn @ourlizofsorrows @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @loathsome-g4rgoyle @capetown-devotee

[loathsome-g4rgoyle]

what explains it

fell on my head as a baby

motherless

hannibal fan

didn't rlly have friends as a kid

father refuses to believe im queer

grandma got beef with me

Voting ended onJul 4

@lazymelancholy @hyperfixating-is-my-thing +open tags

[hyperfixating-is-my-thing]

What explains *vaguely gestures to self* the most

Aussie

The eldest daughter of 5

questioning my gender identity endlessly then trying to compartmentalise it

dysfunctional ass family

i actively beef with the corner of my desk and i wish that was a joke

Voting ended onJul 4

@cosmo-lives-here @damsnackbar03 @thejohnlockedfemboy

[cosmo-lives-here]

jesus thats a lot of siblings-

what explains *gestures to everything* the most

used to live in the biggest city in my country

mom used to compare me to everyone

parents divorced at age 4 💀

dog therian whos afraid of dogs

privacy used to be at a premium in my house 😞

never had a fully stable place to live until now

THE aroace spectrum [but aroace is easier to say]

academically goated, but you wouldnt know if u heard the bs i yap about

Voting ended onJul 6

no force tags: @majoraofmask @xerogravityorange @nettle-ecksdee-lol @sketched-mess @skelewashere and anyone who wants to join!!!!!

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

What makes moi... moi

Wants to write badly but when I open Ellipsus I get hit with writers block

Little brother has Pathological Demand Avoidance so my nerves are shot

Going to graduate this year so i'm basically an overstimulated chihuahua

Daddy issues-ish

Parents split when I was 2ish

Voting ended onJul 5

[cosm1comet]

[cosmo-lives-here]

@sketched-mess

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

Literally Grace

[crackshipsandregret]

Grace and Simon sharing custody of a plant

the first plant grown on erid is their baby

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

This just in: Ralsei is a fucking freak

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

Replaying Deltarune, have Spamton hinting at Tenna fucking years in advance

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[mellow-elbow]

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

Yes I would

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

so close...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[smol-ghosts]

Idk seems a bit fruity Grace. During Pride Month btw

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

That Gravity Falls reference hit me like a bullet

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

I'm slowly crawling back into the mcyt fandom and WHAT THE FUCK.

[aboonoor-deactivated20180121]

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

[marquesadesantos-deactivated201]

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

[omnistruck]

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

[ramentic]

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

[zeaux-indigeaux-deactivated2018]

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

[ghdos-blog]

Didn’t know this.

[aymygod]

Reblogging again

[frienddotsparkle]

THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[hayloft-a-creakin-deactivated20]

S I G N A L B O O S T

[princessmoonblogs]

Reblog forever ! 

[lazarusemma]

Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.

[spiderrrling]

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

[what-even-is-thiss]

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

[holorifle]

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

[anchored-in-high-tide]

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

[honeybeezgobzzzzz-deactivated20]

OneLook thesaurus is a lifesaver!

[zeta-finnish]

Hey, why not reblog this.

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

[nettle-ecksdee-lol]

Oh hey I just found this when scrolling through this blog-

But yeah upd on that: my Roblox phase is back, my final year of high school is putting me through the ringer, I’m learning to drive now, and my final term of school approaches as fast as that snail that never stops coming towards you. I also had that chest cold for basically a month and now apparently my knee muscles are weak so I have to do 4-6 weeks of physio?? Which hasn’t been booked yet, because *gestures vaguely to everything else I just listed*

So yeah :D I am sorry chapter 2 isn’t out yet 😭 I feel so bad 💀💀

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]