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VocĂȘ Ă© feliz com breves momentos de tristeza.
Eu sou infeliz com breves momentos de alegria.
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Eu e vocĂȘ nĂŁo somos iguais.
VocĂȘ Ă© feliz com breves momentos de tristeza.
Eu sou infeliz com breves momentos de alegria.
Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you
Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)
Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
You can't make this up. Way to go Twitter
Tumblr's official Twitter was one of my only reasons for staying on Twitter, honestly.
Okay this is funny, though.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateursÂ
also wear shoes that arenât your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect afđ
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you whoâve read Roald Dahlâs Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole donât forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, donât fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ainât no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, Iâll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and Iâm so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. Thatâs technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
ITâS ON MY DASH I REPEAT ITâS ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
WHAT THE FUCK ITâS ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs
Always reblog
if you plan to burn a body and want to keep the victims identity a secret remember to remove teeth as they wonât burn in the fire and can be easily traced back to the victim through medical records,, also bones donât burn in fire so you may want to collect the remains and dissolve them in acid
the iconic post has made itâs returnÂ
This is edjumacation idk what ur talking about
Thins I s one scary (but useful for writers%) fucking post
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