neuromanceratronach

He/They - Autistic - Walking Disaster Area Not really a GW2 blog so much

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[screenshotsofdespair]

[samryx]

Dropping this Eleanor Nightingale in a suit💕

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[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

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[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[ardentdelirium]

... how many hearts are in the vet office

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He just stole mine <3

[hollowedskin]

Orange Sherbert!!!!

Bus is a massive food theif too and extremely strong, so we have had to keep all baked goods in the microwave bc he hasn't figured out how to open it and can't pry the door open with his huge muscles.

He literally tore open a plastic cat food tub, he's shredded slow feeders. He once ate half a bag of dry rice, he's eaten dry pasta, flour, icing sugar (you can't even taste sugar what are you doing), half a loaf of bread (at once. Multiple times), entire bucket of greenies treats (ripped the plastic box apart), stole the bone after a leg of lamb and dragged it round the house growling, pizza bases, peanut butter in the jar, the top half of every single iced donut, a dozen pikelets, a bag of frozen peas, and the entire punnet of dirt that I was trying to grow catnip in.

This is not a full list of his crimes.

Bus is also an orange and white man. You gotta be careful.

[saywhat-politics]

🚨 REPORT: Federal Republicans have increased the deficit by $4.7 trillion since taking power.

[bicryingpotato]

How does it feel when you finally do the very simple task you’ve been procrastinating for the last 6 months.

[fucxingcuties]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[laestoica]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[joyfulness03]

this literally just reminded me to take my meds

[hotvampireadjacent]

[newsiegacademia]

obsessed with this yt shorts thumbnail

[draconym]

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

[draconym]

They love each other

[oliviawhen]

A heist! 🍟🦅