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slimetony

there are wolves on this plane

slimetony

mayday mayday there are wolves on this plane

nultemp

they are the flight attendants

slimetony

sorry. false alarm

concentratedtea

Randy I wanna do a completely unrelated test, can you tell me the difference between the subjects of these 2 pictures?

slimetony

The top ones are outside the bottom ones are on a plane

yardeebabyboo

goldenpaint

i hope you find someone that matches your capacity to love

splinteryourspine

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

splinteryourspine

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

raychjackson

bonerfart

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

vyctornikiforov

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

holdup-deactivated20190324

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

onlytwitterpics

hyrude

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

victini

i was gonna attack this post but i was sure it was bait but it isnt and i see a lot of other people have already attacked it and honestly im thankful because this is probably one of the worst things ive read in my entire life op sat down and said to herself “man i really dont know fuckin shit about anything and i should make that publicly known”

hyrude

brainless-moe-white-lotus

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution

transaaronburr-blog

Hi my name is Abigayle Char'ity Rebecka “Becky” Livingston and I have long powdered white hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with natural honey blonde streaks that reaches my mid-back and handsome black eyes like obsidian mirrors and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Alexander Hamilton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Patriot but my clothes are all British-made. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politician, and I go to a place called the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia where I’m a junior delegate (even though I’m a woman). I’m a Federalist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing floral stays with matching lace around it and a cotton petticoat, silk stockings and black heeled shoes. I was wearing pink rouge, white paint, and elderberry eyebrow darkener. I was walking outside the Pennsylvania State House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I bit my thumb at them.