The most normal human in all the land

Guys I am a neurotypical man.

[neurotypical-offical]

Intro post.

Hello! I am neurotypical-offical. You can use the he/him pronouns for me but it's not that big of a deal if you forget.

Anyways I am definitely very neurotypical, as shown by the blog name. I definitely love making eye contact and I love cats a very normal amount.

If I say something has happened to me irl, it probably has unless it is too implausible.

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[neurotypical-offical]

Remember guys, don't forget to asset your dominance over the gender binary by menacingly t-posing and being awesome

[neneloafsune]

started drawing ch 1 of gakuen offical

heres the unfinished rough sketches

[neurotypical-offical]

That looks really cool!

[tomodachi-offical]

Hii! Perhaps I could be on the island?

@neurotypical-offical

(you can use my pfp as a reference for the mii design)

Of course! Welcome to the island as the fourth Mii!

[neurotypical-offical]

Yippee!

[fancysheepnacho]

SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS

[neurotypical-offical]

No, stay alive. You'll miss so many cool things like your friends, the cats, and Tumblr. Think of all the doomed yuri/yaoi you could write.

I've spent so much time yearning for death, but there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[neurotypical-offical]

tasty stop sign...

[crescenji]

grandfather-mother-child

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

more dumb shit from the clanker and the cat

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

look at this thing

[neurotypical-offical]

Please remove your tag of me from the last post. I am very uncomfortable with reblogging things related to self-harm, especially considering my own history, and I'm lucky I was in a good mood when I saw it.

Thank you.

— @laciffo-natas

(Tone: not mad, genuine.)

Thank you for telling me and specifying your tone. I have removed your tag and have made a little note on my tag list so I can remember in the future.

[onanisttique]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

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[caravalxjurdan240]

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[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[raewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

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[connell-the-actor]

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[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

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[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

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[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

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[volume-down]

come on

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[soda-sprite-deactivated20260519]

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[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

Come my swarm! No note limit!

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

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[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

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[bardorsomethinglikethat]

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[knickknat]

IM SORRY?! GET YOURSELF HELP NOW!!

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HELPFUL A GOOD PSYCHOLOGIST IS

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[confused-cookie-blog]

YOU WILL RECEIVE THE HELP YOU NEED!

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[gay-missionary-offical]

OKAY GANG RALLY UP

@trans-missionary-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @gay-news-offical @amnesia-offical @addiecat-official @holybananapants @/open tags

we are TINY but MIGHTY

[makeitfast9052]

YOULL DO IT

guys you dont need to rb if youre not comfy doing that but please at least like it this needs notes

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[neurotypical-offical]

This human needs help!

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[theyaoimonster]

Guys how do i convince my mom not to make me get a brain scan PLEASE

[neurotypical-offical]

Is there context I am not aware of? I am confused.

I suggest bribing her with her favorite things.

[theyaoimonster]

I tried talking to her about my problems💔

[ghostly-slut]

is it just me or is wings of fire and/or warrior cats like a canon event for weird kids?

[neurotypical-offical]

I read 2 4/5 of the first three arcs of wings of fire then stopped because I hated the direction the story was going and found blue insufferable.

I am an avid warrior cats fan, even with all the flaws of the series.

I theorize that what you call the "canon event for weird kids" is a result of those two fandoms being common (maybe idk) hyperfixations/special interests for neurodivergent children. There seem to be a huge overlap between the "weird kids" and neurodivergent children.

But take this with a grain of salt because I am definitely the most neurotypical person ever to ever neurotypical and I really cannot speak for the neurodivergent people.

[theyaoimonster]

Guys how do i convince my mom not to make me get a brain scan PLEASE

[neurotypical-offical]

Is there context I am not aware of? I am confused.

I suggest bribing her with her favorite things.

[neurotypical-offical]

I love yapping to the voices. They are assholes and control me a lot and it's like wrangling a bunch of children. Four of them are suppressed.

[neurotypical-offical]

I wish my parents would understand I'm not trying to be disrespectful when I ask when they want the task done or when my tone isn't perfect. It just makes both of us upset.

No. It's my fault. I should know which tone to use. I should be able to magically infer when they want the task done.

[neurotypical-offical]

KETCHUP AND BACON ARE EVIL!!!!!

At least for me. They ruin the taste and texture of everything they touch!

[odysseus-the-wild]

i'll eat the bacon for you.

[neurotypical-offical]

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