Hamilton!

“It’s quiet uptown…”

[hamilham-offical]

He started saying this to anybody who would listen!

Now that’s a lot less work. Welcome to this account where all other names I could’ve chosen have been taken by older, dead accounts. Like me. Don’t mention that duel.

Now to state the laws of this account!

1. The mod is a minor - so no inappropriate asks/letters! Asks? Yeah got that right.

2. This MIGHT be an AU, so it won’t be 100% accurate!

3. The average rules to the other accounts. No transphobes, homophobic people, etc.

We get nothing if you “wait for it!”

If you see a repost with no tags and/or comments on this blog, it’s always the mod!

[hamilham-offical]

Why is your banner a picture of a bug do you like bugs

- @1vyp00l

I am indeed fond of some bugs :D

I put a bug as the banner to fit with the theme :p

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[forgetthefall]

And my crocs

[heytheresbrutus]

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

[tired-shipper]

and my butterknife

[do-not-u-dare]

and my accounting homework

[type-blaze0]

And bracebreaker, my shield

[offical-fanartist-offical]

And my Ralsei standee

[hamilham-offical]

And my shot

[hamilham-offical]

oh my god. why did no one tell me Alexander Hamilton was on here? i would have made one of those stupid accounts so much sooner…

- @londons-best-thief-official

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

I guess I haven't shared it to enough people... I should do that.

[hamilham-offical]

Shit was peak

[hamilham-offical]

Mods seeing Hamilton IRL. First act done. Very peak :3

[hamilham-offical]

Bum budumbabumbumbum ooooOOOoooooooo

What is this?

[asillylittleguy333]

how does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean impoverished in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

the ten dollar founding father without father went a farther by working a lot harder by being a self starter by 14 they placed him in charge of a trading charter and everyday while slavers were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was begging for something to be a part of the brother was ready to beg steal borrow or barter

then a hurricane came devistation reigned our man saw his future drip dripping down the drain put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain and he wrote his first refrain the testemant to his pain

well the word got around they said this kid is insane man took a book collection just to send him to the main land get your education done forget from where you came

and the worlds gonna know your name

WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?

[hamilham-offical]

Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait!

[hamilham-offical]

Bum budumbabumbumbum ooooOOOoooooooo

What is this?

[hamilham-offical]

Hamilton? I didn’t expect you to be on here!

@burr-offical

Ah, Mr. Secretary! Didn’t expect you as well… this is… weird.