THE VOID

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[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[bladeweave]

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh

[iwishiwasonfire]

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[damazcuz]

Everyone liked my sober mole post. 🙂

[vollzeitherz-deactivated2026012]

as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and there’s a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[hands-off-my-dinosaur]

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

[amazoogle]

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[3liza]

the first rule of military surplus is to have fun be yourself!! the second rule of military surplus is DONT use any gas mask filters manufactured before 1980

[3liza]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[gobloggirl]

[sonar-taxlaw]

when i am rotating The Character (tm) i am:

putting them in a centrifuge

putting them on a lazy susan

holding them in my hand and moving them around

putting them on a hamster wheel

putting them on a merry go round and spinning it really fast

putting them in the dryer or washing machine

other

Voting ended onJan 26

[phantomrose96]

Guy who can identify every single car type by make model and year but cannot tell any four-legged animal apart and is winging it at all times.

[phantomrose96]

Guy after a date: I had a really fun time being picked up in your dad’s 2004 Honda Civic in Taffeta White and taking your iguana for a walk in the park

[technovillain]

remember that tiny piece of text on a huge page of gravity falls ideas that hirsch had that said something something they might be giants as actual giants. i think of that often. can you imagine how awesome that would have been. like you know there would have been an unforgettable song there

[medievaljournalist]