Give me money

-Jessica -Rio grande valley, Tx- -I just reblog stuff and occasionally write very short personal posts that I wouldn't put on facebook, because (like an idiot) I accepted my family's friend requests-

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[bob-belcher]

[spacecadet]

[grumsal]

[bymiathermopolis]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[willow]

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

[yo-its-matt]

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

[xenothral-deactivated20230707]

[fartjungle]

I hate the timeline we live in

[thebibliosphere]

Me: that…cant be real…can it?

Etd: …I don’t even know anymore.

[theresnothingofimportancehere]

IT’S REAL. FUCK ME. EVEN JOURNALISM HAS GIVEN UP TRYING.

[thebibliosphere]

Jesus Christ.

[celero-loves-dragons]

what

[transgenderastarion]

Um holy shit guys what the hell is wrong with your country

[technotranceremex]

It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one

Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..

[sawkinator]

“Listen, then, if y'all have ears!” - Jesus, maybe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thou’d’ve

[kvistwig]

THAINT

[mockwa]

[thevintagearab-deactivated20180]

He’s applying for a job and they require a photo with a white background..

[thevintagearab-deactivated20180]

3 years of posting historical pictures, arts, and translating texts and this gets the most notes..

Culture, art, and literature is a matter of taste.

Friendship is universal. Here’s to friends and the silly things that only they would do for us.

[keybladesoras]

#He says # As he posts pics of himself working out # growing the Kenobi beard # and looking like he bounced off the #Revenge of the Sith set in 2005.

[awwww-cute]

[corvid-420]

this is now the money rabbit, reblog for a leap in prosperity in 2018

[skyliting]

It is the money bunny

[savannahsuccs-deactivated202006]

YOU BETTER RE-BLOG THIS IF YOU WANT ALL THE MUNS HUN

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

@wbasth: J-dog, is it okay as another man to admire your sugar lumps? They’re driving me crayyyzayyy

@TaikaWaititi: You keep away from his lumps, pal. I claimed them first.

[tastefullyoffensive]