Aerospace Engineer

21, femme, cute and rambly uni student, I post anything that comes to mind!

[neverendingnigthmare-blog]

I can't believe my post with most notes is about tadc drama and not my art. Here, have my Goat Girl, to reset the digital feng shui

[pixelguzzler]

Loony redraw

[pixelguzzler]

Do you guys think my art's improved or nah

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[wolfjillyjill-deactivated202101]

I live for this fucking post. I’ll always reblog it lmfaoo

[vespertineflora]

[ID: tweet from andreak/@andreakvng: So one of my straight friends shared with me that she’s never had an orgasm so I took it upon myself to find her a pretty dyke to get her right…and y'all lmao.

This is followed by screenshots of a text conversation: Friend: i didn’t know sex could feel so good, does lesbian sex always feel that great? i never liked head bec it didn’t feel like anything i dead ass thought my clit was broken but oh my god when i tell you she sucked my pussy like she was drinking a thick milkshake Friend: and her strap game was…immaculate. very disrespectful though…she wouldn’t let me tap out i came at least 7 times. Friend: bitch i’m still cumming on myself…lesbians are so nasty. you’re all nasty whores Friend: would it be thirsty to ask her to fuck me again tonight? or should i play it cool…im twitching i need it again Friend: i woke up this morning for work & the first thing i said was “let’s make today a good day” BITCH WHAT!! cus u know i hate my damn job..she got me right

Friend: wait i texted her and all i said was “hey” and she gon say “you need it again already huh?” ..she’s so cocky Friend: bitch first of all…yes. i do. so i’ll be over at 11…also are you hungry? tf OP: LMAAAOOOO THATS MY BITCH!!!]

[crabussy]

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

[teapotpartythot]

I did some napkin math on the kilowatts it takes to run a human when you convert over from calories and 2000 calories a day is 2.326 kWh, or roughly a Jackery HomePower 3000 a day, and when you look at the stored energy in a typical person, i.e. stored as fat, I at least was kind of horrified and wondered why people aren't near constantly on fire, and then remembered that we're technically combustion engine, so we kind of are, begrudgingly, just not in a way that harms us.

[depsidase]

[themothcourt]

Fun fact, the 9 to 5 was something that workers FOUGHT FOR because before the standard was literally "yeah you work 12+ hours 6 days a week in the death factory that kills you".

A very famous slogan among union organizers and such was "8 hours of work 8 of rest, 8 to do as we please". If you look into it this is also why certain sleep scientists are so insistent that 8 hours is enough sleep, because that's the amount most 9 to 5 workers get.

The problem is 8 hours of constant work is still way too much for the human body and it slowly hollows you out from the inside. You can often work more if the work is fulfilling and you aren't alienated from the products of your labor, but in a modern industrialized society that is almost never the case and working much more than 8 regularly will still shred your mind.

Workers fought for the 9-5, we can fight for the 11-3.

[sniffanimal]

[sniffanimal]

[bimmyjimmy]

Why is he so stanced

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[rockpapertheodore]

I think my biggest problem with Beastars is that all the predator animals were like, super bloodthirsty and the stigma was that predators are just murderers-in-waiting, when there should have been fuckin hamsters mauling the shit out of everything they perceived as a threat or minor inconvenience. A donkey caving skulls because some pred looked at them wrong. Rabbits biting onto somebody's neck and goring them with their machine-gun raking kicks.

It's a very fun and enjoyable story overall, but it's clearly romanticising the "power" and "ambition" of the predator, when it should have been portraying the horror that is the fury of the prey.

[roach-works]

yeah like i had the football conversation with some guys at work the other day and it took awhile to explain this. see, i think modern american football should be played with a bull moose on the field. i would watch it if there was a moose on the field and if he got you, he got you. i think this would absolutely improve everything about the game, from the perspective of the audience.

and every time i bring up my cherished dream of Moose Football, someone says, ‘wait, like the coliseum? why wouldn’t you use lions?’

and i have to explain that lions wouldn’t fight anyone if you dumped them on a football field. one male lion versus two teams of beefy human men? it would be animal abuse, the lion would be stressed to death after like one game. lions are either cooperative or ambush hunters. you could not keep a lion healthy if you were regularly exposing it to football players. tigers are even worse, they won’t attack anything from the front, drawing eyeballs on a cow’s butt is enough to get them to back off. big cats have to fight something to death for every meal for their whole adult lives and their life ends once they start losing those fights. so they pick their battles really carefully.

a moose, though. a bull moose is not exactly full of bloodlust, but he’s big and he’s confident and he could tear through a football team without breaking a sweat, and he knows it. football moose could be a thing, easy.

and they should.

[rockpapertheodore]

Roach I desperately need you to expound further on the virtues of Moose Football because the more I think about PvPvM (player vs player vs Moose) gameplay in a sports arena, the more violently excited I become, and I would like to enter Moose Football into the mind rotisserie

[roach-works]

here’s what i know about football: those guys spend too much time standing around while sports commenters make noises. then they run around a bit. then stuff stops again. i don’t like any of that. i want there to be a moose to look at. any time everyone is just standing around looking hot and annoyed, the camera should be on what the moose is doing. the players can go off the field, when it’s not their turn to do the football running part, but the moose should get free reign of the whole pitch. the handlers can give it carrots depending on how many guys it’s bowled over so far. i think probably you should have two separate camera feeds: one covers the boring football game and talks about the strategies and statistics and whatever. it can have as much footage as anyone likes of the football men. the other one is the perpetual moose cam and they get like a david attenborough deepfake to tell you what the moose is doing at all times.

the other thing is that i think sports teams should all have their own moose and it comes with them when they do away games. like, wherever the game is being played, the visiting team brings the moose. i think that would probably make it interesting, strategically, for people who care about that kind of thing. it would be in a team’s best interest to bring along the biggest, meanest, healthiest motherfucker they can possibly manage. if the moose likes them, great! if the moose doesn’t like anyone, that’s also fine, at least they know this moose’s particular moves. i know teams trade players around a lot, so that could also be something for people who like football to talk about boringly at work when i’m trying to eat lunch. who’s the new guy on that team? is he any good? and how’s he doing with the moose?

anyway. there you go. Moose Football. we live in the darkest fucking timeline.

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pansyfemme]

wish there was an easy and normal way to say “I’m not as sane as you probably assume i am, and when you can see it, will you still try to love me?”

[pansyfemme]

just in case this spreads: i literally mean “not sane” here. I’m not joking about how goofy i am. I mean i have behaviors and symptoms and histories that most people don’t- and ones that have been considered insane. Will you still love me when i tell you I hear things sometimes? Will you still love me when you know I’ve attempted suicide multiple times? Will you still love me when I obsess over things and break down often and can’t promise you i can always be happy?

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[byjove]

TERFs keep arriving on that post to be like “actually! we don’t believe in bioessentialism!” yes you do. You believe sex and gender are synonymous and there is one sex that is the oppressor and one sex that is the oppressed. You believe this is intrinsic. No nuance, no understanding, no space for non-Eurocentric concepts of gender, no space for the concept of variance in gender identity. You acknowledge that gender is a performance and that what one considers to be an expression of their gender is informed by the society they live in but you refuse to acknowledge that gender can be at odds with a person’s sex and the societal expectations placed on them by that. You bitch and moan about the tiny little box women are kept in and then you do advanced phrenology to try to prove a woman is a ‘actually a man’ and punish her if she does not look, sound or behave the way you expect women to behave. You insist trans women have ‘male privilege’ while you visit the exact same misogyny on them that cis women experience, same tools, same shame-based punishment. Shut the fuck up. Go back under whatever rock you dwell under.

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[lalatongzi]

Cant fucking believe they nuked a blog just sharing videos from xhs. What possible community guidelines could they have broken?