Daddy's girl 💦

Chase. 23. Sydney. Australia.

[emil]

[bisexualwario]

last minute contender for tweet of the year

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

[artsyolivia]

[lild3m0nsworld]

[meltedgarment]

In that order really too…

[lierdumoa]

Can’t stress enough that when we say “The LGBT community lost an entire generation to AIDS” this isn’t an abstract statement. We literally lost gay and trans Boomers **specifically**. They were the generation that was of “clubbing age” during the onset of the epidemic.

[filmnoirsbian]

Nostalgia is like hey remember that time in your life when you were unbearably sad and angry all the time? What if you weren't? What if you actually miss it? What if magnolia trees never smell like that again?

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

do you think mormonism approves of harem anime

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

all that i have learned from three angry anons is that i (formerly) had mormon followers

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[porchlights]

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

[sassy-socialist-memes]

thats what happens when your bae is not as much a commie you would like

[crimsontea-deactivated20180130]

Says the commie on a phone created by capitalism.

[sassy-socialist-memes]

heyyy hi

[mystuffgoeshere]

This is the most effective rebuttal I’ve seen yet

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[sufficientlylargen]

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

[captainkevinriley]

[ottermatopoeia]

Lake BallPit

[powerfulwizard]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[sasssydaddy123]

lil nas x being so outrageously gay and so aggressively unapologetic is what ive been fucking waiting for.

ppl say "we get it ur gay stfu already" and he says ok imma make a whole music video with butt ass naked men

like, he will not stop in order to make the straights comfortable and im fucking living for it

[space-morningstar]

That absolute pride and happiness that I get from seeing everything he does or publishes is just great, there really is no way to describe how great everything he is doing is.

And the fact that he responds so brilliantly only makes me adore him more.

[zekedms]

That he told himself as a kid he'd never be one of "those gays" and is now eclipsing them all so other kids don't have that experience is genuinely one of the best things in this world.