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Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
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my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
I just don't feel like I can trust a monetised political blog to be entirely honest. Especially when you're talking about the oppression of others. It's in your financial best interest for that oppression to continue because it draws attention to your ad reads.
This is a very confident accusation built on a misunderstanding on how any of this is monetised.
This blog does not generate any ad revenue. Tumblr does not pay me for political writing and views on my videos here do not earn me anything. For the videos that can earn money based on views - Only TikTok, YouTube and Instagram count.
When I mark something as an Ad on Tumblr, that's me being transparent that a studio, publisher, or creator agency has sent me a key to play the game, or the video has the potential to earn money based on its performance elsewhere. I usually link those other platforms and explicitly say watching there is a way to support me financially.
Yes, some people support me voluntarily through Ko-Fi. Some subscribe to me on Twitch and I'm genuinely grateful for that support. But I also work full time - AyeforScotland is not my livelihood, and I'm certainly not making enough from it for political oppression to be some financial necessity.
Turning that into "It is in your financial best interest for that oppression to continue" is an extraordinary leap.
By this logic, journalists covering wars secretly want them to continue, foodbank workers want people to remain hungry, and climate campaigners are financially invested in the planet getting hotter.
I've been arguing for the same political outcomes since long before there was any earnings from being 'AyeforScotland'. My desired endpoint has always been the same: I would quite like the things I complain about to stop happening.
You're welcome to be sceptical of monetised creators. You should be but if you're going to accuse me of materially benefitting from oppression continuing, you'll need a lot more that "Some of your followers might also watch your gaming videos somewhere else."
Local man actually follows the law about declaring ads/gifted keys for his video game content—unlike 100% of the drop shipper sellers on this site that masquerade as meme blogs—and gets accused of dishonesty.
You couldnae make it up.
Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?
all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1
I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,
you know what yeah this IS how it feels
Thank you @chiropteracupola no I get it
The Bat's cape slithers across the floor, producing not so much as a whisper beneath the humming of electricity from the flickering florescent lights fixed overhead
Heavy-set boots don't make a sound as the Bat slowly moves through the hallway, white lenses cataloguing every inch of every surface, waiting for his progress through the facility to be interrupted.
He's made it into the bowels of the compound with a bone-chilling amount of ease, his decades of experience lecture his progression, pointing out all the glaring, neon signs that this is a trap.
He knows.
But he came here for a reason.
Only one door populates the long stretch of corridor, and he comes to a stop in front of it.
The slightest breeze of cool, filtered air brushes over the bare lower half of his face, and he narrows his gaze at the slightly ajar stance of the door.
Definitely a trap.
Carefully, batarangs poised at the ready in each hand, he nudges the door open with the toe of his boot, and ducks through.
Empty.
The Batman creeps further into the labatory, head on a swivel, looking for any clue as to what he is being guided into, but puts away his weapons. It seems he is alone.
Rows of cabinets line the walls of the relatively small room, filled with all sorts of chemicals, and an array of lab tables divide the room into two, a strong line down the middle. None are particularly tidy, he notes, cataloguing their chaotic surfaces, but that is not out of the ordinary for a lab, he can say from personal experience.
He stops, to take a look at one such collection of papers, thumbing through creased pages, and hums under his breath. The sketches on some pages, the strings of formulae on another, entire stacks of scribbled out, incomprehensible notes.
Nothing out of the ordinary, but something about them pings a memory, to Tim's experiments, years ago, now.
He hums again, flicking his eyes over to the fridges standing unassumingly at the side of the room.
Blood.
Dozens of vials of blood.
He picks up one rack, lifting it higher to inspect it, and narrows his eyes at the labels.
B.W. Batch 32.
An alarm blares in his mind, and he silences it. He knew he was being led here, and chose to go along with it.
This fascility, this labatory, these experiments...it's all to do with him.
As if it was just waiting for him to make the discovery, there's a loud, haydraulic hiss, followed the the gasp of air releasing, and Batman whips around, hand going to his belt, and—
Nothing is there.
He scans the room just to be sure, and allows his eyes to catch on the now-visible lid to something, stretched up to the ceiling.
Still ready for an assault, the Bat slinks over to the far end of the lab, eyes fixed on that container, wondering what could be inside....it.
Oh.
Batman stares down at the container, studying the lure that brought him here.
He's not entirely sure who laid down this breadcrumb trail for him to follow, and isn't sure it matters.
Clearly they know him well, which is more of a threat.
He looks away, frowning.
Can he take it? It might not be the wise choice anyway, but considering he doesn't know whether or not it's a weapon, that makes it even more unwise.
And yet...
He looks back at it.
He can't just leave.
Right?
"Sorry, Damian," he murmurs, hoping his youngest—not so young anymore—son forgives him.
The door flies open, and Batman steps in front of the container, watching the oblivious scientist waltz in.
"Got your bottle, Terry, how are..."
The chipper voice cuts out as he makes eye contact with the impassive lenses of the Bat, who tilts his head, watching.
"Shit." The bottle slips from shaking hands, and the scientist stumbles back through the door they came from, turning tail and running, a scream of "HE'S HERE!" ringing out after them.
An alarm blares through the room, the lights turning red, and Batman scoops up the little, swaddled body from it's barely-even-a-cot, lifting it close to his chest plates. It doesn't seem bothered by the sudden racket, staring up at him with wide, curious eyes, and Bruce smiles down at him, lifting a clawed finger to stroke the plump cheek.
"Hello, Terry."
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just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.
op’s tags are so fucking important to me
When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"
[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]
Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post
Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda
Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider
Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
Yet the cowl always remains on
let’s not talk about this, ever
Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)
I don’t think about Morgoth as much as I should but it’s bugging me that for much of the First Age his crown has only two Silmarils in it (after Beren steals one).
So from that point onward one of the three settings stands empty and he absolutely HATES how tacky it looks, and no one sensible dares say anything about it?? Oh and he can’t even get it remade because he canonically REFUSES to take off the Iron Crown—
And imagine he tries replacing it with some lesser stone and it just looks worse somehow because of course next to the Silmarils every jewel looks like it’s on clearance from Claire’s and Gothmog or someone unwisely tries to be nice like, “my lord, the diamond looks very—” before getting yeeted out the hall with extreme prejudice
Sauron’s like “that FOOL thought to mention the asymmetric headgear”
this got me thinking and. behold the cursed concept this post spawned unto my brain: the iron crown with the missing silmaril replaced by maedhros' hand
I used to think “soupçon” was a French word for crouton and I used it as the French word for crouton for a long time and nobody stopped me.
Soupçon actually means “suspicion” and the reason nobody called me out on this is because I would use the word to imply the idea of something sprinkled on top of something else ala croutons. If someone said, “A soupçon of homoeroticism,” I thought it meant “Someone sprinkled homoeroticism on this story like croutons on a delightful Caesar salad.”
I wrote multiple essays that used soupçon as a noun with this translation in mind and I got a degree and this haunts me.
There’s no point to this post, it’s just very important to me that you know that I can be quite stupid
I had a vision
You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though