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Germany has a standing legal commitment to phase out coal by 2038--but is currently on track to complete the phase out by 2032 based on market factors alone.
Bruce lies down.
Clark lies down on his legs.
Bruce's leg is lifted over Clark's shoulder.
Clark curves his hand down under the leg he's lying on.
His other arm slips between Bruce's legs and curve up, pulling the other leg close to cuddle against it.
He plants his face in Bruce's crotch, nose tucked against his thigh.
Bruce plays with his hair until they both fall asleep.
ANON??! are you me from some place else?? This was exactly my thought when I was answering the ask about Clark being a weirdo and playing with Bruce's pussy lol.
He doesn't even want to have sex or anything, he'll just come home and see that Bruce is resting on the bed for once and Clark is following him before taking off all of Bruce's clothes and planting his face straight into Bruce's crotch.
Bruce doesn't spare him a second of his day and continues to rest/read whatever he's doing, he's too used to this shit by this point and he knows if he tries to displace Clark, the alien would just grow more petty and will fuck him like an animal.
Clark sleeps the best when his face is planted into Bruce's pussy 😂
Clark is a certified MUNCH!! I'm a firm believer that Clark wakes him up each morning with mind-blowing oral.
Bruce could try to deny it all he wants, but he's also happiest when his legs are thrown over Clark's shoulders.
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dick bets jason he cant still do his flippy little robin acrobatics
There are so many ways to have Bruce fucked absolutely brainless by Clark, but my favourite recently HAS to be the idea that Kryptonian cum serves as an aphrodesiac, AND is addictive.
Just imagine how hot it would be as Bruce can't get enough of Clark's cum, every drop just gets him even more hot and bothered, making him beg for more and more and more.
And the more he gets, the more he wants it
An endless loop of desperate, cum-slut Bruce, if you will
it’s funny bc I think I have a lot to learn, with blindspots that I’m still trying to fill in by reading more and talking to people etc, but when I’m hanging around certain family members I suddenly become The Wokest Person Alive just by merit of having made some attempt to not be shitty. and this isn’t level 3 discourse like “conflating submissiveness with a preference for bottoming is misogynistic”, it’s basic shit like “no, health is not a state of mind, and sick people are sick for reasons beyond bad attitude,” and “no, you should not loudly talk about how shocked you were that a Nigerian man was at grandma’s funeral,” and “please don’t say that about Jewish people,” and so on.
and usually they are willing to listen when I talk about this stuff, so there is a benefit to me being there, but holy crap is it a tonal shift going from online to real life.
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
Why can I only get myself to work 2 days before deadline?? 😭 Part 2 & Poster version http://adhd-alien.com Why am I a Fish? I don't know but I'm live right now http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/
ursula k le guin affirmations for your day:
it is our differences which make us dearer to one another
it is never too late to start loving
the enemy is not the foreigner, but the ones who tell you to hate the foreigner
everyone should have food, shelter, and work
everything is a yin and yang metaphor if you try hard enough
sci-fi is important
Clark and his big ol attack dog <3
Closeup of Bruces face under the cut
ao3 tagging isn’t always intuitive and some tags are highly subjective but some are really really not. If I see “mutual baby trapping” I’m expecting two people in a situationship who’d rather engage in absurd manipulations and shenanigans to obtain a baby rather than communicate clearly “hey I want to be serious with you”; if they’re *already talking about marriage and kids* then it’s not babytrapping. If I see Underage I am expecting at least one Mrated scene with a minor, not “two teens kiss but don’t even get to second base”. If I see the big Rape/Noncon tag and then the authors note says “the Rape tag is cause they have sex while A is slightly drunk” then I am backing out of the fic and never trusting your tagging again!
Like! Tagging is for two populations—the people who explicitly want to see X and the people who explicitly don’t want to see X—and neither population is served by overtagging! If there was a fic tagged, idk, “Swedish Politics” because in one throwaway line someone mentions Sweden has political parties, I’d be upset if I was looking for Swedish Politics and this was all that came up. And I’d be just as upset if I was filtering out fics with Swedish Politics and missed the perfect fic that was overtagged!
Alcohol markers are dog shit art supply and I need to travel back in time and tell 12 year old me to not feel sad he could not afford copics
Like ooooo hooooo look at me I am stupid marker I cost 2-9 USD depending on brand and if you want to cover big surface of colour with me I will dry up and die afer few pages . Also blending me is just wasting 2x the amount of in to make sure the other marker dissolves
Have fun squiggly squiging my felt tip pens over the same piece of paper.
You buy 1 dice of watercolour and you can use it for years
"But markers are easier to apply"
Using watercolour requires a bit of practice but the flexibility of medium compared to alcohol markers is worth it in every way
Nobody cares but k have to make it clear this blog is anti alcohol marker zone
Not to me tiom how restricted the amount of colours is and how hit or miss certain colour com is are
Yeah some markers blend nicelly together but most of them when layered will just look like mudded mess
Fucking whole deviant art lied to me
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one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"
I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist