text like an abuela

Morgan. 23. (cis she/her).

[cornflakegirls]

[theclearlydope]

Someone needs to notify Ray Romano. 

[richardmadens-archive]

[jumex]

No offense but you will never know me

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

[twitterlols]

[oceaninherheart]

being silly in the kitchen, half naked, with intense kissing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mikey-west-side]

I snorted

[newyorkkiss]

[gifcraft]

[conflictingheart]

A cow catching snowflakes

[alatarielgildaen-deactivated201]

A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him

[sebbysheepie]

Actually those are calf hutches. They only stay in those a few weeks. It keeps them away from the main barns and the public so they don’t get illnesses that can be prevented easily. Think of it like a newborn in the maternity ward. And those are all females. So not veal. They will be released back into a large pen when their immune systems are in full working order/. I know. It’s hard to understand farms have reasons for what we do! But keeping the animals alive and healthy is important. And it just takes a little misinformation from people that don’t know anything about animals to make other people confused. This is why you should research your topics before making up stories like this. It really is just that. A calf enjoying catching snowflakes

[nynaeve-almeara]

When you just can’t admit you were wrong and assumed the worst in a situation you know absolutely nothing about.

[lynati]

So, “Actually, that’s misinformation, here’s what’s actually going on” explanations are now a form of “bullying”? Gotcha. …Just because an interaction left you feeling stupid doesn’t mean the other party was bullying you.

[clarrkey-deactivated20240924]

Wow drag

[abra-ka-dammit]

[fridaynightthumbwar]

Why is this in such high quality

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[gunsandfireandshit]

[henryscavills]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[maisonderriere]

[everythingkaliuchis]