Keni
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space đž
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sade Olutola
Today's Document
Discoholic đȘ©
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@nicecaulk
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHEâS A WIZARD THEYâRE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDNâT COUNTER HER SPELL
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
our beautiful rail line... (so far)
I love this site
like a quarter of the railway
Has anyone figured out whatâs so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
Sheâs so one dimensionally evil you guys đđ how is she real
read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.
our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.
trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.
if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
my psionic echolalia warriors
Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet
I love corporate memphis art â€ïžâ€ïž
Golconda (1953) René Magritte
The Idle Mind: Halloween (2013) TheReportOfTheWeek
My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic
He sent me a picture of the bread he made and said "I call it Steve's Underwhelming Loaf" and then followed that up by sending me this
At the epic facial hair removal clinic the nurse says "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" as she begins her work
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade
bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"
trials of a fucking cyberwitch over here
this red-faced old fuck with a louisiana police ballcap comes in for an open-book open-notes open-laptop essay exam for a history course, the kind of test where you can basically write the essay beforehand and copy it down into a blue book. except he made special arrangements so that, using one of our laptops, he could just attach his pre-written essay to an email and send it to the testing center email address so that we could then forward it, in an official capacity, to the professor.
picture the incredulity on his face when i inform him, with infinite patience, that if he is on our computers, he cannot attach a file that only exists on his computerâs hard drive to an email. because it is not on our computers. i ask him if he emailed it to himself. âyesâ
it is not in his campus mail. âmaybe itâs in my hotmail, how do i open up the hotmail?â i tell him he types in hotmail.com into a new tab. i show him how to open a new tab. he types âHOTGMAIL.CLOMâ
i tell him he typed an extra g and l in there. he clicks between the t and the g and hits backspace.
HOGMAIL.CLOM
i have to excuse myself ostensibly to help other testers so that i donât burst out laughing right then and there. itâs not in his hotmail. itâs not in his aol. every time he feels he has something significant to say to me or wants my attention, he touches my arm. finally he shows me the binder he brought, with a printed-out copy of the essay inside. i say fuck it, weâll take it (in so many words), oh but the professor doesnât want it with holes, well fine, weâll just scan the damn thing and send you on our way
heâs gone now and iâm still losing my shit over HOGMAIL.CLOM
happy 10th anniversary to hogmail dot clom
