the earth's collapse, we finally meet

kartik || any pronouns || desi || speedrunning life 100% enjoy the little things route

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[konoko]

[leftoverspacedust]

hockey is a lie made up by the canadian government to sell more heated rivalry

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[spider-artdump]

[rook-brightsilver]

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[exhuastedpigeon]

As a person who lives in a place where a lot of things are filmed, I am begging y'all do be fucking normal about actors/celebrities/tv and film productions.

Actors are at work when they're on set. Actors are off the clock if you see them having dinner/out and about. Leave them alone unless it's an officially sanctioned event! Don't broadcast where they are. Don't be creepy and take photos without their knowledge.

Be fucking normal about it. If an actor is in town for 3 months to film they're going to be spotted around town. You can either make their experience pleasant and let them just live their lives or make it so they don't want to spent time enjoying the place they're living.

How would you feel is someone waited outside of your job just to scream at you and take pictures of you when you got off your shift? How would you feel it people tried to find out where you were staying? How would like it if people kept asking you about your job while you were out to lunch on your one day off that week.

[may12324]

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended

[ostolero]

[femjunosteel]

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

[forthegothicheroine]

I empathize with Mary Bennet but not in the flattering nerdy girl way, in the 'having failed to be popular as a teenager, I decided I was smarter and more moral and artistic then everyone anyway, and had a reflexive snobbishness that probably made me insufferable even to those who might have been sympathetic' way. Thankfully my future life and marriage wasn't determined by who I was at 15.

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[gretchensinister]

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

[iamgayjew]

The Diary of a Young Girl is the most popular Holocaust education book because it ends right before Anne Frank was sent to Bergen-Belsen. If her diary had continued until her death, it would have contained harrowing tales of slave labour, scabies, lice, the cold, hair loss, starvation, depression, and finally death from typhus.

People don't want to read about that. They like Anne Frank's diary because it's optimistic. She's funny and smart and she thinks that all people are good. Real Holocaust education would teach about what happened to the Jews. What was done to them by the Nazis. If you want to educate yourself about the Holocaust, read Night or Maus.

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

it's the same reason the boy in the striped pajamas (yuck) is popular. It's a (false) optimistic story about a little boy that doesn't even know what Hitler does, wah wah he's so innocent :] and he connects with a Jewish boy over the fence :] (that no one was allowed near actually)

Goyim want holocaust education to be palatable to THEM. They don't want to reconcile with the fact a lot of their ancestors committed these actions or at least turned a blind eye.

[kosher-salt]

Frank wrote about people being “truly good at heart” before meeting people who weren’t. Three weeks after writing those words, she met people who weren’t.

Dara Horn, People Love Dead Jews