Orange Sun's Zenith

18. He/ Him/ His. Existentially tired college student. Magic the Gathering, Overwatch, and other fandoms. Autumn Enthusiast & Amateur Memelord. Favorite planes are Shadowmoor and Shandalar. Favorite Guild is Izzet. NOT a morning person. NB Radio at the top of the screen plays a mix of Jazz, 80's Rock, and Undertale music.

[sosuperawesome]

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[wh40kartwork]

Da Red Gobbo

by Mizoro

[colorel11]

© recalibration

[overdurivo]

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

[notanotherreyloblog]

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

[soloontherocks]

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

[roachpatrol]

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

[thesouthernjedi]

peers under a couch

[drawnsnake]

This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

[goblin--sorcerer-deactivated202]

[schmergo]

Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B... could it be???

[lohver]

important!

[nickel-bolas]

Desert Bus Tech Stream

Okay, so i’ve been gone from Tumblr for a looooooooooong time, BUT IT’S TIME FOR DESERT BUS FOR HOPE 2019, MATES! The actual run begins tomorrow BUT the Tech Stream is live now and immediately after the tech check is done there will be a stream of the never-before-publically-aired DESERT BUS DOCUMENTARY So I encourage all of you to head over to twitch.tv/desertbus and join the Bussening.

[nickel-bolas]

I currently own 3 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.

[jaoxn]

[soup-erb]

[just-side-rube]

Yes

[yekkes]

Bite him nose

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[botherjohnmisty-deactivated2018]

J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

[slyandthefamilybook]

What does the second r stand for

[circleoftyrants]

Rolkientolekien

[polyglotplatypus]

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

[vulture-jack]

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

[the-gneech]

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

who the fuck is in the driver’s seat

[starryvioletnight]

[mediamattersforamerica]

Donald Trump has praised or promoted many of the right-wing figures who are now attacking / mocking survivors and spreading conspiracy theories about the Parkland school shooting. (And the attacks go on and on.)

[nickel-bolas]

tup: dogma, you can't just bottle everything up like that

dogma: i don't bottle things up

dogma: i've graduated to having an emotions cellar

dogma: good vintage. smells like regret