NickForHire

My name is Nick. I am currently in the Navy. My hobbies include being weird and nerding out

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I fucking hate it here

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

[d-e-w-p]

save

[huffylemon]

[corvophobia]

humbled

[ellevandersneed]

Happy Feet is the story of an lil autistic dude who stimmed so good he caused a reformation in the church

[triviallytrue]

Source

[getamovieon]

[bakermiraak]

i'm abandoning my current skyrim run to try and collect all 50+ vanilla followers and i've decided to dress them up in cool wizard robes to keep track of them in a crowd

[bakermiraak]

update: i now have 11 followers and they push me around so hard that i'll sometimes clip through the ground

[bakermiraak]

yeet i'm at 20ish followers and now i feel like a teacher trying their best to manage a gaggle of students during a field trip

[bakermiraak]

i literally cannot get through them?? the orb pondering class of 4e201 is starting to rebel...

[bakermiraak]

onmund pondered over the orb sm that he's levitating everywhere????

anyways tiny little update:

- i've 31 followers now

- only half of them actually fast travel with me, the other half travels by foot to the destination

- everytime i enter somewhere, i'm dropped a solid 10 metres away from the actual entrance because it's so crowded

- everyone is so loud

- brelyna will sometimes say "got any sausages?" and jenassa will reply "gods you're starving" which i think is cute :)

[bakermiraak]

orb pondering class of 4e201 now has 40 students!! serana's too emo to wear anything else for the moment and i've decided against recruiting cicero because there can only be one class clown and it's gonna be me

[bakermiraak]

we're at 45 followers!! only 10 to go now :)

[infectedwithnyanites]

This is what starting a cult is like up to and including the part where you all go beserk and kill everyone in markarth

[keepchangingandneverstop]

Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

[keepchangingandneverstop]

Found the post!

[tsunderrated]

[fergzillar]

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatrics meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this would work on me

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

[wizzardhat]

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

[sciamano240]

Summer art of Yor Forger, from Spy x Family.

[dummy-dot-exe]

ヨル -YOR BRAIR- by 七種ひのる@Skeb@SaikusaHinoru

[animeshittalk]

that jazzy theme with the piano in spy x family FUCKS!!!

[liquidstar]

i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was

[liquidstar]

netflix subs just wont give you gifts like this

[chai-chahiye-yr]

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[thyrell]

its a different bong each time BTW

[chantylay]

Velma gets to say fuck

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

suggestion: velma doesnt replace “jinkies!” with “fuck”.

she says “fucking jinkies!”

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]