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God forbid someone is a picky eater then it's all like "oh I'm not gonna tell you what this is you HAVE to try it find out" "I'm gonna sneak stuff you don't like into your food like you're a 5 year old who needs to eat their vegetables" "why aren't you eating when i only made food you don't like i know you told me you don't like this 50 times but it's so hard to remember your preferences you know when you're actually hungry you'd eat literally anything that's in front of you" "why are you making a scene by refusing to eat this thing I'm trying to force you to eat you know if you just ate it ppl would stop staring at us" and other similar scenarios

homunculus-argument

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

enby-denby

For the sake of letting the full story be known: you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence, Dead Wife giy bursts out laughing and says, with a bittersweet smile "yeah, that was her sense of humor..."

homunculus-argument

Oh fuck that's right I neglected the most important part of this.

satan-offical

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

satan-offical

Who reblogged this 30 times

satan-offical

Who reblogged this 60 times

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Keep going guys, we can get 100

m0nomercy

the gunner channel!

summerdoddles

When drawing characters I sometimes do a quick warm-up to get familiar with them, here some of them!

fujoshane

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

dittography-direwolf

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

girlballs-archive

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

girlballs-archive

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

Promised I was gonna be normal after the sexyman results but nope I do hate tenna and I am going to kill him dead actually

(I CANT WIN!! IVE DIED LIKE 10 TIMES!!! IM SO ASS AT THESE MINIGAMES AGAHGSKAGDHSKJSG I WANNA BE DONEEEE)

#Editing in tags #jesus christ I finally beat this bitch #almost had an asthma attack doing it #but i did it

writingdose

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.