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gay ppl never break up normally its always gonna be shit like this

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

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The Marvels is such a GIRLS movie FOR THE GIRLS the girls get it I LOVE WOMEN i love my girls i missed them

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jame7t

I’ve taught you everything I know (nothing) it is time to let you into the world (you are mauled quickly)

pengychan

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

pengychan

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

battlships

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

saintsideways

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

fieldbears

bunjywunjy

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

duchessvongooseberg

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

expertpedestrian

tropicalscream

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

catgirl-kaiju

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

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