Just your small-time VTuber

[shelbys-advice-blog]

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. [phone]

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. [phone]

Relationships Australia Tel. [phone]

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. [phone]

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

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Keep me updated? xx

[brihann-deactivated20220622]

Reblogging for myself

[bridgyrose]

reblogging for those that follow me that may be starting to move out

[ventraman]

An absolute treasure trove of information, here. Rebloging for those who Are contemplating making that leap to independent living. Best of luck to all.

[instructor144]

Fantastic resource for people preparing to move out into the world. I’m sticking my #resources tag on this.

[niekovt]

I'm reblogging these tips as well as sharing with my fellow friends

[sloppystyle]

Bread 👍

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Bread 👍

[forest-retard-iii]

Bread 👍

[deathcooler]

Bread 👍

[violentoffender]

Bread 👍

[furiousncurious]

Bread 👍

[cryptvokeeper]

Bread 👍

[pocketkris]

Bread 👍

[niekovt]

Bread 👍

[umbrify]

Well that was the most scuffed “Monopoly” stream ever. What even all happened? A recap:

They struggled to add each other in Monopoly

Wilbur was struggling to connect

They tried to have Wilbur make the lobby, only to realize that it was his router, which he doesn’t have access to, that was the issue

Wilbur suggests they play tabletop simulator instead

Wilbur accidentally clicks on a game called “Talisman” and just rolls with it

None of the others have the game

Tommy buys five copies of the game and gifts one to Techno (I think?)

“Prime to enter my Talisman giveaway! You will receive pride, talisman, and also sadness!”

They launch the game and then get into a lobby with some guy named dewan and then that’s a whole thing

Tommy kept kicking Techno from the lobby because his user wasn’t “Techno”

They eventually play for a bit, all very confused, until Wilbur gets booted after Techno kills Tommy in the game

Once Wilbur crashes, he very quickly leaps to the next game, some game called “Transformice”

What? Even happened in this part??

Wilbur tried to make a lobby but nobody could figure out how to join it

Techno started watching Tommy’s steam broadcast to try and figure it out

Wilbur crashes out and then they try to play Worms Revolution

Tommy declares himself “Clmarengitne” when Wilbur tells him about “Tiddy Pang”

Phil’s monitors turn off

Tommy’s game breaks and displays twice

Phil struggled to join the lobby

Techno is still somehow watching Tommy’s steam broadcast

They get into the lobby and Phil’s mic is scuffed. He ends up muting on discord and then ends up having McDonald’s mic from the game chat

Wilbur and Techno can’t see each other in the lobby

Tommy dies in game and then the game gets locked in a loading screen

Phil’s camera freezes

Wilbur gets booted because of the router

Phil closes the game, but it still stays open. His audio echos from the game

Tommy closes the game, the audio continues to play for him as well

Both Tommy and Wilbur roll the intro for their streams again

Tommy opens as if it’s a Monopoly stream still

Phil is unable to task manager the game closed

Tommy’s monitor breaks

Wilbur closes the game, is still able to hear the game audio

Both Wilbur and Tommy decide the only way out is to just turn off their PC’s

“We all turn off out PC’s on three, change our names, never speak to each other again.”

Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno all turn off their PC’s

They all rendezvous on Phil’s stream. Phil was able to close the game fully and fix his camera

They agree to actually play Monopoly another time, when Wilbur is at home.

Phil ends the stream

[niekovt]

that is so scuffed right there they can’t even stream bc of “Tommy’s Firewall or somethin’. also its Deawen not Dewan. yw

[miaclemeverett]

IDK if you're a cat or a dog person so here's some small rabbits to make up for everyone sending you the butch hartman drawing

THIS IS SO OLD OMGGGG but theyre so angelic and small little fluffs

[niekovt]

I want them so bad, they literally represent my household rn + my last name is rabbit but in Russian <3

[ccerealbowl]

•••

Left behind...

[niekovt]

this is sooooo cute. can you make more of this pleeeeaaaase? can you draw out the back story too (so I can understand what happened to him and Tubbo + Ranboo) this is soo interesting I can’t stop reading your comic storyline posts

<3

[itsjustvanilla]

minecraft axolotl

once again, i was the one who originally made this drawing. i created it as soon as minecraft axolotls were revealed and i initially posted it only to twitter and newgrounds. if you saw the drawing posted elsewhere, it wasn't me who posted it.

the four variations aside from the pink one were made a few months later when axolotls actually got added in a snapshot.

(10/03/2020)

[niekovt]

These look really nice, (if you have twitch) you could add Them as your own emotes UwU

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[heritage-post]

date of origin: February 14th, 2015

[itselectralive]

[i-say-dsmp-stuff-deactivated202]

oh no

[niekovt]

Canonically true, Wilber did do “that” to a fish. rip Fundy’s mom

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[undrscrmsn]

The bagel is god and I need him

[niekovt]

good for nothing bagel, burn it

[niekovt]

Guys please rate this out of 10. it would be nice to have reblogs and support. this is an original art work so, I tried my best, took me 6-9 days to finish.

[low-poly-yuri]

what did he mean by this.

[niekovt]

I feel bad for the furniture XD

[wumblr]

followers, for today’s post, i’ve arranged your desks in a circle

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Oh God oh fuck

[niekovt]

why though?

can’t we have them in rows instead of a circle?

[cainternn]

dream vs 5 hunters when?

[niekovt]

its dream vs 4 hunters not 5

[appraisedtiktoks]

[your-official-gingerartist]

Yeah please stay off omegle. I was one of the kids that thought oh haha I’m going to mess with people on there. Nah don’t. Just don’t that place is unsafe and it’s not somewhere anyone should really be.

[niekovt]

I went on Omegle once because my fuckn nephew kept telling me and it was fuckn weird so I don’t recommend going to the website ever.

[lanesandsparks]

what gives you power?

:)

[homophobicpunz]

[ID: A digital drawing of Eret sitting on his throne. He is wearing a large cape that pools on the floor at the base of the throne. The throne is made of gold and melting down around Eret. Dream is above him. Dream is a white figure in dressed in armor with a smiley face mask and a glowing green astral form. Dreams actual body is sitting on the back of the throne and has one foot on Eret’s head, and the other reaching down to the arm of the throne. Dream’s green astral form is looming over Eret, holding a netherite axe under his chin with one hand and has a crown floating above the other. Eret’s glasses are sliding down his face to show his glowing white eyes. /End ID]

[niekovt]

What does it say on the blade of the netherite axe?

[landhoe]

I'm curious, which languages do you guys speak/learn ?

[niekovt]

I speak Russian/Ukrainian

[importantcollectionbasementus]

hey

[bunney]

hey can anyone else see this?

[niekovt]

I see it

[wokeuplaughing]

you might be old but are you old enough to remember apps from 2010?

[lumiicriesinthiscorner-deactiva]

lol yes

[god-of-identity]

i remember playing ¾ of these

[a-chilly-pepper]

I’ve played all of these

[noodles-07]

2/4

[dooflizard]

4/4

[niekovt]

4/4