I am just a dreamer, and you are just a dream.

Sharing the things that no one wants to hear.

[chongoblog]

(Source)

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[monniebonnie-blog1]

BLACK, WHITE, GREEN OR BLUE

[sugarsweetlemons-deactivated202]

SHOW OFF YOUR NATURAL HUE

[phlying-squirrel]

F L A M I N G O

OH OH OH OH

[galaxy-lilies]

IF YOU’RE MULTICOLORED

THAT’S COOL TOO

[evilrashida]

[angeltongue]

artist btw

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[cheerpuppy14]

Sketched some more of my fan fusion, the discount anime character

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[stillslush]

Cabbage Merchant, the avatar is coming. Oh my god he has airpods in. He cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

[marsixm]

when you accidentally misgender yourself in your head

[minecraftgender]

Option for girls

[eleven-lemons-deactivated202104]

I made a very self indulgent third option

[randomslasher]

this is comforting. It’s such a weird thing to misgender yourself but I’m very glad I’m not the only one who occasionally does it. 

[tahthetrickster]

im going to dismantle this dashboard update board by board

[tahthetrickster]

i cant believe its been 5 years since the original post and now i have to dismantle this dashboard update board by board aGAIN

[the-labyrinthsys]

Do you love the color of the sky?

[minikloon]

THIS IS CALLED BEING A BOTTOM

[lord-kitschener]

#pillow princess is now a sexual orientation

[glampunks]

Someone: you’re a pillow princess

The genius about to invent lamvanosexual: oh, you haven’t heard?

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

[awfulmidis]

what program are you using

this thing

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I can be your angle or ur devil

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Continuing a rich tradition

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[catastrophic-success]

Please let me get this job. pleasepleasepleasepleaseomg

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

[colorofinsanity]

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