banned from a variety of places

credit to froggymoon for the pfp VTM RP blog Reggie 26

[nightmare-scape]

Important Notes:

This blog is for my Vampire the Masquerade character so that he can have a tumblr because its both funny and part of my characters circle. also please dont snitch on me for saying vampire here

Every post unless its designated OOC and tagged as such will be considered in character but only ambiguously canon. I dont want this actually counting as a masquerade breach.

Info about me: in my 20s, been playing VTM for 2 years, inbox open but I probably will not be checking it often (i struggle enough with checking my real person email). Id prefer no RP unless I know you but if you want to chat ooc about vtm id love to talk and potentially sceme >:)

[nightmare-scape]

what if i just keep driving and never go home? what then?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[t00thpasteface]

pied imperial pigeons. so classy. so plump

[androcola]

[secretidentie]

Me when the voices (my mom) tells me I should learn to drive

[lazer-t]

A pigeon crosses your dash

[tli-burn]

First off, I pop on my hazards. Of course, I am very much a hazard; warding off other drivers is part of the point. The main reason, though, is that it’s my metronome. With external audio sources disallowed, the blinkers are the heartbeat of the run. At this point in my career I’m deeply attuned to my click, and feel a strange disgust at the different cadences in other cars.

Time check - 3:30 am. Whole thing should be done by 4:10, comfortably before the early commuters. Drunk drivers or cops are always a possibility but you have to put it out of your mind, you can’t afford the mental space to be concerned. Everyone else on the road will keep their distance.

All windows down, sound is everything for following the early lines up onto 280. On the bridge sprint I’d roll them up to keep the wind from drowning out my click.

An hour ago, I timed a couple 45 mph brake cycles. I check before every run. If the brake pads have worn down it’ll throw off your whole timing, and then you’re left deciding whether to give up or try to account for the error in your head. Timing loss was the leading cause of runner deaths.

cats_the_movie set a 35:32 a week ago and now I’m #2. I haven’t been #2 since the run gained popularity a couple years back. I’m not gonna be the old defeated master in a fucking summoning salt video.

I pop on my dashcam and fire up the stream. “Hey guys, if you’re up this late you’re a real one. This is San Francisco-Oakland blindfold percent.”

[girlnextvore]

Vampires should drool blood

[batneko]

Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[dogpuppy]

[spinus-pinus]

Mourning Doves Zenaida macroura

2/21/2024 Prescott, Yavapai County, Arizona

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[depsidase]

[danieldevito-deactivated2015123]

[thingsfromthedirt]

Jerdon Magnum 357 Handgun Blow-dryer (1981)