In case anyone was wondering about the Lilo and Stitch movie hereās the highlights from someone chronically online enough to have seen the movie through snippets lol
Nani does in fact give Lilo up to the government, ppl defend it by saying Davidās mom is her foster mom now but Lilo is still in fact in the system and can easily be taken away from Davidās mom if conditions are āunfitā⦠the exact same situation Nani was in before lol
Took away all of Naniās support system that the original movie develops for her except for David/his mom
Had Nani treat Lilo like a burden for ārealismā⦠anywayā¦
Lilo literally says āyouāre so smart Nani, I think you should join the Marinesā
Nani was deeply connected to her culture and family, that aspect of her just isnāt there at the end of the day (and part of that is because Sydney is not indigenous Hawaiian and it shows⦠in looks, actions, and line delivery) and the conclusion to her story being giving up her kid sister to the state and leaving her home for a ābetterā education and future is atrocious
They had her go to California to study marine biology. First of all, it was implied she was a pro surfer in the og movie no hint of marine biology. Not every persons dream is college and it doesnāt need to be part of everyoneās story⦠the choice of āputting yourself firstā in order to get a better education is very #girlboss⦠Second of all, Hawaii has multiple universities with marine biology programs that would give far more money and benefits to a native Hawaiian than literally any Californian school let alone UCSD lmao
They changed their island from Kauai to Oahu⦠most obvious reason they did this was because that is the island their resort is on and overrun with tourists. However, with this location change and their wack ass narrative changes they also made going to California even more blatantly propaganda because that is where the University of Hawaii at Manoa is⦠ALSO, Oahu has major cities⦠you know how Sitch has to find new meaning for existence because he canāt do what he was programmed to do because heās stuck on an island with no big cities⦠yeahā¦
On this note, pretty much removed all substantial tourism commentary
Jumba is the villain, he sounds like a whiny computer nerd and itās miserable
Pleakley is lame, rip queen šļø
Lilo is pretty well adjusted and normal lol? No fights, no biting, no trying to curse her enemies etc⦠sheās literally a normal girl which⦠alright then???
There is no Gantu (rumor has it this is at its core because they donāt want to make law enforcement look bad)
CGI is literally so fucking bad like besides aesthetics the actors literally donāt point to where Stitch is and when theyāre supposed to touch it they often miss lol
Editing is also terrible. Every scene lasts like 5 seconds and is jarring, so genuinely terrible I think shows like this are gonna further ruin kids attention spans lmfao
Nani misses Liloās actual performance instead of just being late to pick up Lilo from practice after getting into a fightā¦
Myrtle isnāt white #diversity win
Bubbles is not the social worker and is working against the gang (again removing all of Naniās support system, he literally shows up for every holiday with the fam in the og)
Changing the social worker role from an externally imposing black man with good intentions to a gentle woman has some undertones tbh considering this is the justification: āAccording to Camp, it was easy for audiences to believe that a towering man with a "Cobra" tattooed on his knuckles was a social worker in the animated movieāāāāā. However, that kind of exaggerated character design doesn't translate convincingly to live-action.ā
The new social worker literally tells Nani that the right thing to do is to give up Lilo⦠very different from Bubbles doing his best to keep the sisters together. Keeping family together is a prime goal in social work btwā¦