Panini Hacker

I think it's time to do something with my life. But later.

[ninihacker]

Am back for my annual 10minutes tumblr scroll

What sick stuff are yall about in 2022

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[ninihacker]

They are enemies

[ninihacker]

I am not moisturized.

I am oily.

[fapper]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

That's a guy

[fapper]

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[bananonbinary]

“Be honest with me. Am i a horrible spouse?”

“We aren’t married. we’re here to investigate a murder.”

“Oh my god i forgot our daughter’s birthday, i’m the worst”

“we don’t even HAVE a daughter. she’s fictional. made up.”

“i want to take you out this weekend, we haven’t had a night to ourselves in AGES”

“what”

[aenramsden]

If you don’t have a 15-page backstory that you’ve both rigorously agreed on and rehearsed and acted out complete with roleplaying particularly dramatic scenes, you’re not putting enough effort in to satisfy your inner theatre nerd.

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[casey-kat]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[peacemode]

[bromojumbo]

OP likes to sit in their own soup when it’s hotter than the surface of the sun

[gertritude-art]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[adorablecake]

The Original

[cameronthecryptid]

I have seen the photo so many times but forgot what was originally said

Anon please tell us. Please tell us about how ghosts have grabbed your ass I wanna know

[ninihacker]

[toastbutteregg]

[kingofthebouncycastle13]

The music in water levels:

[deebyfeeby]

The music in snowy levels:

[luna1350]

Don’t forget the desert levels

[heavenlymusickcorporation]

The haunted house level:

[hella1975]

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

[ashes-and-ashes]

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

[vixenofcourse]

[hyperionangel]

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

[hyperionangel]

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

[ittybittytatertot]

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

[ninihacker]

Sometimes I get disappointed about work in hiatus and then I remember I've never finished my poorly written self-insert anime fanfiction and maybe there's people somewhere who are waiting for the second chapter

[ninihacker]

I wonder how my 3 readers from fanfiction dot com are doing ? It's been 5 years

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[ninihacker]

My minecraft bf just proposed to me with a diamond sword

That now makes us Minecraft Husbands

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[1029384756-1029-deactivated2018]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[bunniope]

[catwithbenefits]