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brienneoftarth

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

unemployeddianenguyen

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

moonofpoosh

I don’t believe you.

painterkid-deactivated20150408

just watch

#music #uptown funk #bruno mars

iloveyoudeanwinchester

You're not my dad.

He would have been furious.

He wouldn't be proud.

He would've ripped me a new one,

For wasting a bullet,

For hesitating a moment,

For slacking as a soldier

at a whole 8 years old.

He wouldn't be proud.

He wouldn't say sorry

for all of the crap that he put on me.

Except on his death bed.

Except without an added

backhanded, responsibility.

He would be furious.

Wouldn't leave money for food

but disown me if I steal.

He would've ripped me a new one.

For getting bar roofied as a teen

but make me highway bait.

You're not my dad.

Overestimate his kindness,

His leniency.

You burned my mother.

Phoenix from the fire,

I became her instead.

He burned our futures.

Revenge, drunken rage,

asphalt as a homestead.

You should've seen him.

When he came home

and Sammy'd ran away.

All things considered.

A demon is kinder.

You're not my dad.

#dean studies #dean winchester #supernatural #john winchesters a+ parenting

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#tumblr #meme

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

buggyhuman-blog

#superwholock #supernatural #doctor who #sherlock

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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Source

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

#cat #animal

demonius-darkblade

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed

clayboy2000-deactivated20210427

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

violencevoyager-deactivated2022

bugs bunny is not real

roachpatrol

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

ayellowbirds

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

it-is-bugs

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

huggableotter-deactivated202010

Please let him science 🐧

mrshamill

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

ekjohnston

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

#animal #science #penguin

qcrip

When life gives you lemons be like “wow this fic is really old”

#fanfic #funny

diamond-heiress-deactivated2018

Come on, fellas. Let's get it together.

It’s incredible how much women do behind the scenes. I know a realtor who relies strongly on his girlfriend’s charisma, beauty and personality to gain clients.

sixth-light

I’ve just been reading The Glass Universe by Dava Sobel, about the Harvard women who supported the bulk of astronomy research there over the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. While many of them did receive public and academic credit as well as pay - although the university always resisted making any of them faculty until the 1950s - almost all the male astronomers featured were married to accomplished women in their own right, many of them scientists, and you can bet their husbands weren’t putting them on all their papers.

Which has bled into the modern academic world, where many people are expected to do what was essentially a two-person job (filled by male academic + wife) by themselves, or while married to someone else trying to do the same thing. The lack of acknowledgement of women’s work fucks everybody over.

angualupin

#people who want a return to the mythical prior era #when women did not work #do not want women to stop working #they want them to stop getting credit and pay for it

orriculum

This reminds me of how early film history, it was always the male director’s wife who did the editing of the films, because the cutting and connecting of film strips was considered a lot like sewing. Of course, anyone who knows anything about film and editing can tell you it changes how good a movie is very easily.

Don’t believe me? Look at the differences between the famous Jaws as the public’s release of it (insisted upon by the female editor) and spielberg, the male director’s version of it (missing basic suspense methods, shows the phony shark too much, etc). Same goes for almost every tarantino film. Editing makes or breaks a film and even today, you can bet your socks editing “the invisible art” was pioneered and is still pushed by women.

smallswingshoes

^^^^^^ This is so true! And once film editing began to be recognized as an actual art form, women were shoved out of the editing room so that men could be artistic or whatever.

Also Tarantino referred to his favorite editor as being kind of like his mom or something and I swear to god the more I see of him, the less I like him.

squeeful

The “female editor” for Jaws was Verna Hellman Fields, who cut many other notable films, including American Graffiti along with Marcia Lucas.

Tarantino’s “favorite editor” was Sally JoAnne Menke who edited all of Tarantino’s films until she died.

Because naming and credit is important, especially when you’re talking about women not getting credit and recognition of their work as named individuals.

If you want to know more about women in early filmmaking (emphasis American) and the sociology of how different roles were divided, gendered, and re-gendered in the first decades, I highly recommend Women Filmmakers in Early Hollywood by Karen Ward Mahar.

There are a number of other books to follow that, but it’s 2am and I’m tired so hit me up later for them.

beautytruthandstrangeness

You know what happens when women type? They EDIT. It is a service they are expected to provide invisibly - not to let a mistake or imperfection show to their husband’s audience, but also not to intrude upon his sense that this is all his ideas and his labor. Wives are the unacknowledged story and script doctors, and often co-authors for so many supposedly male-authored works.

Also, I second Women Filmmakers in Early Hollywood. Mahar was my history prof for three or four courses and she is incredibly knowledgeable and engaging.

#women

tranarchist

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

musiclovingmoth

we have not changed.

bigmickswingin

The Flight Before The Mammoth. Paul Jamin. 1885

Behind The Scenes Of National Geographic. Teodor Vladimorov, Brandon Smith. 2011. read more