Emi

[prettystuff]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

[perks-of-being-chinese]

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

[perks-of-being-chinese]

This post single handedly fucked the entire worldwide economy

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[t3ktic]

Hey uhhh I’m from alaska… bears are common there so like…in the case of bears:

Bears can climb…and also knock down trees

Bears have stubby legs so if you have to run go down hill but keeping mind this doesnt always work..these are ridiculously fast animals for their size and they can keep up.

Bears can be intimidated if you act larger but if they’re cranky they will still try to kill you

Black bears can not be. If a black bear tries to challenge you dont challenge it back.

Playing dead isnt…really a thing..but roll yourself into a position where your knees are against your chest and your head is covered by your arms and you head is as far against you chest as you can manage. This wont trick the bear but it will help keep your organs in place sometimes

Backing away slowly won’t save your life if bears are angry…sorry

Bears have excellent eyesight. They see in color and everything. Their night vision is good too. They are attuned to movement but that doesnt mean they wont see you standing still

Most bears are just curious! Unless you stumble upon a mother bear and her Cubs or their den you should stay calm. Screaming and running will put a bear in defense mode

[leviathanchtenff]

Don’t try and scare a grizzly bear either because you won’t and it’ll just get pissed off which means you’re dead for sure.

[scoobygangs]

[yourlovelymonstrosity]

Saw this on Facebook. Reposting for the PSA.

[jimstares]

As I’m always a skeptic and had never heard of this, I had to look up more information. Very true, and here are excellent sources if you want to learn more - 1 and 2

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[frogginbloggin]

the g in frog stands for green

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[missharleenfquinzel]

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

[micchy-did-nothing-wrong]

I vote for a different password.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they’re just horrible cooks.

[sleepythug]

[darkening-effect-deactivated201]

[bob-belcher]

[not-ellas]

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

So, basically, this is not my cat. 

But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

[ixnova]

If you're white, straight or male this ones for you!

Don’t let tumblers toxic community get you down, you as an individual are not evil and have rights to complain about your problems and are no less than others as an individual.

Reblog to let your followers know you care!*

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[fallen-gravity]

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

[naryrising]

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Honestly we really do need to go back to 2000s emo makeup I’m so exhausted with the current perfection trends let’s start bragging about how our eyeliner is going strong on day 3 again

[antique-scarecrow]

Bring back grunge culture so I can just get out of bed and Go