I'm a cat, and that's that.

The "cat" of @catgirldragon. Header by @emeraldotter. Ostensibly a roleplay blog.

[no-thoughts-shower-empty]

Remaking my Pinned Post

If you've seen a little three-tailed white cat wandering around a reality she really doesn't belong in, why didn't you stop to say hi to me? Hi, I'm Empty, the whimsical wanderer.

This is the best photo I've taken of myself since Hatmaker made my new outfit, but standing upright for too long hurts my back so you'll usually see me walking on all fours and using my tails for most things.

I usually choose to spend my time... doing whatever the fate takes my fancy, to be honest. And with so many worlds at my paws, it can be hard to stay on one topic for long. Oh yeah, I can just kind of pounce between worlds. Been able to do that as long as I can remember.

As for other abilities: I don't have that much power, but I've gotten very good at weaving various enchantments, and picked up a couple other skills on my travels, such as the use of crystal balls to see the present and communicate between worlds.

Where did I come from? I honestly don't know or care. But I'm here, and I'll make every moment of this my own.

...My pronouns? Keep things interesting. Nya/nya, I/me, the classics, anything. I don't give a star.

You get the sense something is smiling at you from just above Empty.

It seems to want you to come closer and perhaps ask nya something.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[alex51324]

Okay, so I know it's right there in the name, but.

I'm not the only one who didn't realize that, uh.

Water buffalo.

That.

[gayvampyr]

obsessed with this

[gayvampyr]

reaction image potential

[thinkingwithstills]

The “How could you?!” in that little face is audible

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[summer-skye-64]

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

[milky-milky-way]

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

[trouble-clef]

She smacks the water at the end as if to punish it and then is still taken aback when the water has the audacity to wet her paw again

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[bisaster-energy]

that kitty really went

[yharnambimbo]

[piratesknewmystars]

It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate

[weirdfishy]

how was your day, i say, wonder in my eyes. don't worry about me, i think, walls held firm.

lean on me, i say, truth on my tongue. i stand fine on my own, i choke, fist closed around vocal cords.

whatever you need, i say, arms open. don't see me, i whisper, heart guarded by a golden sun.

open your door, i say, warmth and light on the stoop. be kind, i beg, heart in the stars.

i love you, i say, your soul in calloused hands. i am hard to find, i cry, buried core of the earth.

[weirdfishy]

I've found you, I say, fingernails of dirt. How are you, I think, relief and toil in my eyes.

Do you tire of my weight, I say, palms to brick. I worry everyday, I beg, belief in you unending.

Rest inside, I say, pulling palms to mine. I'll watch over you always, I whisper, arms around your shoulders, sunglasses donned.

Stand beside me, I say, concern found in the waver of your stance, the dim in your rays. All you could ask for is yours, I choke, directionless in the dark of cosmos.

I love you, I yell, stardust in our eyes. You were never so far, I laugh, hearts in hands.

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[pomrania]

When the announcer has to explicitly say that they didn't speed up the video, that's actually how fast the critter was moving... you KNOW there's some serious nyoom going on.

[memewhore]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

[ato-the-bean]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[talesfromtreatment]

I am crying laughing and I know this man was discussed at length in that clinic after he sent those emails and that the techs were either NOT IT or all fighting over who got to room him.

[naamahdarling]

Matatabi is silvervine, a species of kiwi, and it has the same effect on cats as catnip. They go apeshit for it. It gets them high.

This is the same as naming a human child Reefer.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[bunjywunjy]

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

[mugwomps]

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

[everythingfox]

Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)

[samantha-kirkland]

[kalessinsdaughter]

[dovewithscales]

This is always awesome.

[feathery-dreamer]

most effective method of theft - be so cute your victim just willingly gives their food away

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[cute-catts]

I could watch this for hours 🐈🐈

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[ip2lb]

Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]

Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]

[pianissimomezzoforte]

purr-fect pitch… 

[soft-trans-on-tumbles]

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

[dduane]

And absolutely on pitch. The cat has a good ear. :)

[circumgutter]

[nem23]