noah the gardevoir

noah:hello my name is noah and yes i am a male gardevoir,feel free to ask me things. name: noah. gender: male. pokemon: gardevoir level: 42. moveset: toxic shadow ball thunder punch dream eater.

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#23

The 23rd most popular post!

[comics-r-4-gurlz]

THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!

[littlemissonewhoisall]

It’s funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for “someone fucked up and Spidey’s on the warpath”. That’s probably why the fourth guy just said “uh-oh”.

[wadey-wilson]

the best thing about those panels is that you can feel peter’s agony caused by the inability to tell all the jokes

[what-marsha-eats]

[thestoryofaslut]

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

[adamsmasher]

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

[radwolf76]

American bento

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[randomencounters]

Encounter: unfortunately every taekwondo practitioner in the world is under orders to eliminate everyone else

[noahthegardevoir]

time to break the halberd out

[krispychickenbread]

When you're made to go fight the Republic but those arms ain't made to hold a blaster this big...

[noahthegardevoir]

@thewoollyviking

[clumsypuppy]

what rhe fuck

[clumsypuppy]

oh my bad. continue

[adobe-outdesign]

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[egberts]

oh to be one of many animals that moved into a cozy warm mitten that was accidentally left fogotten outside in the snow and eventually found by nature and stretched so big a bear can fit snuggly inside, happily, with company

[egberts]

you're never going to believe what i found randomly on sale at the library a few days after making this post

[miss-rum-hee]

Link here for those interested.

[mama-germany]

Anyone realize that while everyone in Castlevania is blabbering about killing and enslaving ALL the humans, there’s the whole of North and South America that’s populated by humans that the vampires might very well not even know exist?

[silent-calling]

Not to mention the guarantee they can't hunt down the humans in Africa.

Toto blessed those rains, so they'd die instantly.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

I'm gonna beat you with a rubber chicken

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[if-i-were-perceived]

rip gregory house you would have fucking hated ai

[t33thgore]

He would have called out so many people for using AI instead of using their brains.

"You asked ChatGPT why you have a stomach ache and now you're here telling a doctor with almost 30 years of experience that he's wrong in his diagnosis that it's not ovarian cysts?" He would stay silent for a moment, lick his lips, then bite the bottom one with narrowed eyes before continuing, "Unless you are hiding a uterus in that pot belly, I think it's safe to assume you have a dairy intolerance. Stop drowning your food in butter and you'll be fine."

[lucasnator6]

Wasnt this an episode though? A guy kept googling his symptoms to diagnose himself

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I read an article about someone doing that over 20 years ago.

[noahthegardevoir]

you guys scared me, I thought hugh Laurie died for a second

[bogleech]

When medusa has sex are the snakes weird for the other person? I don't mean in an "ewww snakes" or "ewww monster" way, I mean like in the same way as if someone has a bunch of little cats or dogs staring at you the whole time

[bogleech]

Im just saying unless she wears a big hat or you wear a blindfold there are only so many positions where this isn't your view the whole time

[sreegs]

everyone romanticizes the life of a henchman until week one in the goon squad your mentor gets vaporized and you're supposed to just keep going like it didnt happen

[sreegs]

"omg i would LOVE to hench for a supervillian you get to be like 'yeah boss lets gedd'em!!' and you wear a cool uniform"

you will be issued a uniform and while putting it on you ask why it smells like that, and the locker room goes silent

[sreegs]

i genuinely just remembered i've watched the entirety of venture bros multiple times

[heroinetales]

Why is she looking at me like that?

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[elementalninjas12]

Darkrai's powers are a curse for the Pokémon. Its mere presence induces nightmares for people and Pokémon, so to protect everyone Darkrai isolates itself in either deep forests, lone islands, or extremely tall structures.

But imagine the side effects that would have on Darkrai's mental state, eternal isolation. It doesn't make friends out of fear the nightmares will hurt them, so its just... alone. The isolation would probably get to it at some point.

But then, the events of Mega Dimension happen. Specifically, Paxton/Harmony catching Darkrai after it Rogue Mega Evolved and then they later Mega Evolve it.

Why am I bringing that up? Well, because in-lore, Mega Evolution requires a strong bond between trainer and Pokémon.

So Paxton/Harmony might be the first person that Darkrai's ever befriended, possibly since its creation.

I imagine that Paxton/Harmony would force themselves to endure the daily nightmares, to prove to Darkrai that it no longer has to live alone; which Darkrai would likely get emotional at once it realize.

[adobe-outdesign]