So I thought what I'd do is pretend to be deaf and mute

Whatever I feel like posting.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

what if all the nations of the world fired their entire nuclear arsenals into the Marianna Trench at the same time i think we should do it it'd be funny

If the sea aliens from The Abyss start in with their global tsunami bullshit, this is exactly what we should do

[sindri42]

Do you want the mermaids to declare war on humanity? Because this is how you get the mermaids to declare war on humanity.

[true-king-of-monsters]

It’s not the mermaids y’all would have to worry about if ya do that…..

[noan-laughs]

Look we haven’t fed him in years. Boy is going to start getting cranky.

[nobody-likes-my-fav-characters]

[sindri42]

I’m pretty sure the author wanted to end things right after L went down, but they were pushed to do a continuation because it was making too much money. The new kids don’t even use clever tactics or careful analysis of available evidence to solve the mystery, they just do random shit because of baseless hunches, which magically happens to turn out perfectly every time.

[noan-laughs]

It was because the author wanted 108 chapters. So right idea wrong cause.

[zvaigzdelasas]

X

[rattlesnek]

This is a metal gear solid character

[inthefallofasparrow]

VII. The Chariot

[foxpuppyangel]

[noan-laughs]

Solid Sikh

[theliterarywolf]

You ever wonder how Lovecraft would react to climate change? I mean, it seems like the sort of thing that would freak the guy out.

He would probably blame it on Nikola Tesla.

Just like air-conditioning.

[noan-laughs]

Hot take but Teslas invention of AC paved the way for the modern world's massive usage of electricity and dependence on fossil fuels. So climate change is in fact Tesla's fault.

[mariakono]

Kermit Variations… kermit but he has the patterns of these neon toxic frogs

[curiooftheheart]

Kermitfaces…

[mariakono]

even better, 

mortal kombat palette swap ninja kermits

[mariakono]

I can name all those MK Ninjas.

[maaeshmolowa]

Yes, but can you name all of the kermits?

[radoh]

[wickerwight]

sub-kero…

[annotated-dc]

Box Office: ‘Joker’ Tops $1.02 Billion As ‘Joker 2’ Goes Into Development

Hollywood Reporter has revealed that a 'Joker' sequel is officially in development.

Errrr… I’d prefer a film based around someone else in the same universe?

[dangerouslyzanyperson]

Clayface movie about the Hollywood life and all that comes with it?

[annotated-dc]

Mr Freeze movie about how the American healthcare system sucks, with Nora being built more as a character in her own right instead of a body in a vat Victor stares forlornly at?

[generallemarc]

You already have a comic book movie about how the American healthcare system sucks. It’s called Joker and it just made over a billion dollars. But apparently that’s not good enough because…because.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Nora’s also been a character in the comics, and if you don’t have Nora in a jar, there goes Freeze’s primary character drive. It would be like having Batman without dead parents. 

You can technically do it, but it would take a lot of extra work and be a very different character.

[noan-laughs]

That or if it goes the same route Joker does, you get to know Nora for the first hour or so of the movie as her health deteriorates and then she gets jarred. Fries starts doing crime stuff with his cryotech relatively early on but doesn’t actually need the suit until the climax.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[amygdalae]

I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destruction

[guerrillatech]

[actualaster]

Forgot phone

Phone battery dead*

Don't trust that the QR code on the table hasn't been swapped out with something malicious

Does not have a smartphone**

Does not have a data plan

QR code leads to a deleted page*

QR code leads to a page that never loads*

QR code leads to an incomplete menu

Phone is an older model that doesn't have a QR scanner built into the OS

I'm sure there's plenty of other reasons why a QR code isn't viable for everybody, too.

(*personally happened to me.)

(**my grandparents are in this boat)

[eternal-fractal]

we dont have a qr code scanner or give enough of a shit to know how to use it

IF YOU CAN PRINT OUT A QR CODE WHY CANT YOU PRINT OUT A MENU

[noan-laughs]

Because one QR code can lead to an ever changing menu allowing them to cut costs.

[samusisnotasextoy]

A mirror breaks

[true-king-of-monsters]

The cast is just as confused as the player is by the plot.

[takashi0]

The Earth is not only flat, but crumbling away and you have to beat up a blue haired twink to fix it

[noan-laughs]

ORANGE

[chimera-798]

RWBY: Voulme 5 chapter 9  A Perfect Storm. Dialog from Dragon ball z abridged MOVIE: Revenge of Cooler - TeamFourStar

[uovoc]

Real talk tho Mob is gonna grow up and choose some constructive but random-ass occupation like healthcare clerk or something idk but word of mouth means that everyone is going to know him as “my friend has a friend who also does exorcisms”

like maybe spooky noises have started coming from that sketchy chest freezer you bought off Facebook so you tell your friend and they say “oh yeah my cousin knows this dude, he can take care of that for you, called him last year to deal with a cursed bong, he’s 100% legit" 

later that evening this COMPLETELY JACKED guy shows up at your apartment and you’re like What are you gonna do, punch the ghost or something? But no he politely asks if he can come in, stands in front of the freezer for a minute without doing anything, then tells you that the evil spirit is gone now and you can store your cowshare portion in peace. Whole thing seems kinda suspect but musclebro didn’t charge you anything and anyway the spooky noises have stopped so no harm done, right?

And then maybe a few months later your coworker tells you that they swear they saw this creepy headless figure walking home last night so you’re like, Y'know I know this guy, 100% legit, I bet he could look into it for you…

[littlebigmouse]

Okay but. At some point Mob is going to run into a problem where there is no spirit to exorcise. So a friend of a friend recommended this jacked guy to fix your haunted freezer problem, but the guy just looks intently at your freezer for a minute. Then he turns to you and tells you that he doesn’t know how to fix your freezer, but he knows a guy who CAN help. At this point you’re kinda intrigued, but also sure, whatever, so the tall guy calls his friend and within the hour a greasy guy in a cheap suit shows up. He’s a lot more talkative than the first guy, and before you know it he’s started taking apart your freezer, and then the electric socket, chatting about spirits causing faulty wiring all the while. You’d meant to stop him, but the guy seems to know what he is doing, and before you know it he’s rewired the socket, replaced a faulty cable and rebuild the freezer. You might have complained but he charged you less than any electrician would request as the transportation fee alone, so you shut up, pay him, and the two guys leave together. The haunted noises have stopped. You look up the guy on the internet later but can’t find much except for the ugliest website you’ve ever seen and a ten year old twitter hate campaign you can’t discern the cause off. No matter, it makes an intriguing enough story for your coworkers later.

[neko-mancy]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Futurama Moments that Aged a Bit Too Well

[brainrottiktoks]

[smileyzs]

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

[fishiest-fish]

There is something so nice about Irish dancing

[percabethfangirl]

I DO IRISH DANCE BUT THAT'S JUST CRAZY GOOD LIKE IT'S SO PRECISE AND IN SYNC DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS????

[noan-laughs]

It takes a skill to dance with your whole body. It takes a whole new level of skill to dance with only your legs.

[chrisray-the-lariat-king]

Man Faces 30-Year Sentence in the Self-Defense Case Everyone Ignored Last Week

Opposition to the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict—which saw a jury accept the teen's self-defense claim after he shot two men and wounded another during a night

so as @disgruntledseagull has mentioned before, Andrew Coffee got convicted of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, even though he used it for completely lawful purposes.  Prosecution is pushing for 30 years because the governments butthurt is never sated.

[disgruntledseagull]

Yeah man is there like something we can do?

Write the DA maybe?

[gunsandgunsaccessories]

Wasn’t he just cleared of all charges and found not guilty?

[noan-laughs]

Cleared of any shooting charges, but the firearm possession charge doesn’t evaporate because it was only revealed when the police broke in. So because they can’t get him for shooting at cops who were trying to kill him they’re going to squeeze as much as they can out of possession.

[elimosinary-deactivated20220330]

How can so many people be this dense when it comes to Rittenhouse

Three full grown white men tried to kill a seventeen year old boy and he defended himself. Simple as that. Doesn't matter why he was there, doesn't matter why they were there, they tried to kill him and he would not lay down and die.

[nunyabizni]

"they tried to kill him and he would not lay down and die." That's why they hate him

[sinkinginthepee]

Why, pray tell, did they try to kill him?

[takashi0]

He went to help the injured from the riots and they targeted him because they're psychopaths who were using the riots as justification to smash shit and kill people. This has not, is not, and never will be a hill worth dying on.

[sinkinginthepee]

This is what rightoids unironically believe.

Still high of that alternative facts supply I see

[takashi0]

And as a Leftoid you do nothing except project your own ignorance while smugly calling yourself enlightened, why am I not surprised you're retarded

[fiachdubh]

He put out a fire that was in a dumpster being rolled towards a gas station. They even brought up his use of the fire extinguisher in the trial. This action is what caused Joseph Rosenbaum to want to attack him.

[noan-laughs]

It amazes me that had circumstances been different and Kyle been killed, these same people would look at the rapist, the wifebeater and the would be murderer, dismiss them as MAGA plants or whatever in order to label their actions as unrelated to the protests. Instead because they got shot trying to kill a 17 year old for dousing a fire they’re martyrs.

[anonamos701]

illustrations from October