Nobody's Lover

she/her | I may be cringe but I am free.

[cyberphuck]

Give your monster character weird erogenous zones.

If you touch the center of his back and run your fingers down to his lower back, he'll whimper.

Let people find out you can make him cum by rubbing between his shoulder blades.

Give your monster character bioluminescent markings that are too faint to be visible in natural light. Strip him naked in the dark and discover he's stripey when he's turned on.

Make your monster character's body language change when he wants to fuck you. He's kissing the back of your neck. He's giving you shoulder rubs. He's hugging you from behind. He's hugging you from behind and not letting you go. He's biting the back of your neck.

Don't just make his dick a little twisty. Make him have rituals that you don't. You're here for the monster, aren't you?

[nobodyssmartlover]

NO CUS this is so on point!!

Imagine a werewolf (*cough cough* Valko) or a monster like Pierrot that would SQUIRM at Smth easy like a kiss behind their ear!!

Omg Valko getting shivers all over his body and whimpering cus you just wanted to give him a good morning kiss on his cheek (you missed and kissed his ear instead).

A werewolf like him??? Bro he would PANT whispering "y-you can't do that" ARGHHH

And pierrot??? PLS HE WOULD TOTS cum just from a backrub. Imagine just wanting to be nice cus he's been soooo stressed lately, just for him to tense up once your hands touch his shoulder and when you accidently rub in-between his shoulder blades he just shivers completely (in my head his temperature goes SPIKE HIGH when he cums).

THE EMBARRASSMENT!!! THE VULNERABILITY!!

ARGHHHHHHH

[nobodyssmartlover]

I can't stop thinking about Omega!Bruce and Alpha!Clark.

There was a fan comic about Bruce getting pregnant by Clark while Superman suddenly notices Batman is pregnant and goes on a whole 'who did this to you' spree.

And I hate to be that person, but pregnancy??? Bruce pregnant??? EVEN IF he would have sex with Clark as Bruce (*cough cough* superbat for the win), then wouldn't that SUPER CAUTIOUS AND PLAYBOY GUY KNOW A THING ABOUT PROTECTION???

Especially if he were an omega!!!

It's not just about being careful.

You can't look me in my superbat shaped eyes and tell me he wouldn't take omega suppressants as Batman.

Omegas face such a wildly known oppression that nobody would take an Omega!Batman seriously.

One release of their pheromones and it would be over for him. So Batman technically HAS to be known as an alpha or even enigma, while Bruce can easily live as an Omega. So little Bat HAS to take suppressants (which prolly also messes with his hormones and drops the chance of pregnancy at least a little significant amount).

AND IF SOMEONE brings up the fact that Damian came to life without Bruce's knowing - that's a good argument, great even but let me tell you this: He probably thought Talia had it covered cus in this universe, HES one of the 'alphas' aka bro does not get pregnant and trusted Talia with it (if the condom didn't break, I forgot how canon bat reacts to it. I vaguely remember a series where he thought they were being careful, so there you have my only source).

Also I'm not on board with Clark being an Alpha.

My big boy Kal-el is still an Alien. He prolly doesn't know shit about their Omegaverse system and even if he did, he'd 100% be a Beta. A submissive one at that.

Well we can fight about the submissive part, cus I bet he'd be great on top of Batman just to cure him of his ego a little.

Anyways my opinion stands!

- Omega!Bruce would never get pregnant (or would take care of it immediately)

- Alpha!Clark is actually a normal dude or a (sub) Beta

Change my mind. I dare you. I'm really open for conversation actually.

(yes, this is very serious to me)

[nobodyssmartlover]

Ocean Life

Pierrot x MC

"You don't know what a beach is?", you say confused looking at Pierrot.

"I do! I've just never seen one."

You look at him like he's crazy.

"You have to go! We have to go right now!", you say jumping out of the really comfortable position on your bed, which makes him whine a little. Pierrot sits up wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you closer.

"You want to go right now?", he asks mumbling into your neck.

"Yes! The ocean looks beautiful when the sun is setting! If we're fast we could make it.", you say looking up the route on your phone while he sighs into you.

"But we're so comfortable here, my dear~", he takes your phone and puts it away. Pierrot tightens his grip on you - if that's even possible in any way.

"Pierrot, come onnn. You'll love it more than staying in bed, I swear!"

Your failed try at a persuasion just earns a little kiss on the cheek and a squeeze on your waist.

He falls back into the mattress with you in his arms.

"You're cute, you know that? Absolutely adorable.", Pierrot says smiling and rubbing his cheek on the top of your head like a cat.

"Don't you wanna see the Ocean? It's really pretty!", you pout. He just chuckles.

"You're ocean enough for me", he says while you look at him confused. "That doesn't even make sense. Do you really know what an ocean is-"

Pierrot just snickers and kisses the top of your head.

"I love you", he smiles.

You sigh and let yourself fall into his embrace.

I guess you'll tell him what an ocean is on another day.

// I love monster fluff 💔 it's just so cute

[nobodyssmartlover]

"SCREAM AT ME"

Pierrot isn't the type to whine, except he kind of is.

Ever since you defended him he couldn't get enough of you and your bravery. He finds himself getting attracted by this ruthless agitated look on your face, especially trying to protect this at least two-head-taller monster performer.

He's been kindly looking after you through the window of your workplace and your walk home and through your balcony and....well any window that got him access to even a small view of you - if he didn't decide to break into your apartment of course.

It's romantic, isn't it? But he realized something might be wrong with him the moment a rude customer cursed his silent self out. He didn't say anything but boy oh boy, he didn't need to. He had you. The agitated twinkle in your eye, that murderous and ruthless look - oh god he could feel his pants tighten, his heart rate picked up faster than it ever did while hunting prey.

That night, when you were both cuddled up together in your bed, he said something he never thought he'd admit.

"Can you scream at me?"

"...excuse me, what?", you say taken back.

"...I ehm...nevermind..", so softly said, yet such a perverted request hanging in the air.

You raise your brow: " you want me to scream at you? I don't wanna scream at you. I like you, you know."

He smiles. You're so kind hearted. Your bravery comes from a place of love and it's beautiful to him how such hateful words can come from such a pretty mouth. Pierrot cups your face with his hand and squeezes your cheeks lightly.

"You tell others off all the time.", only now you realize that his tone sounds...begging?

"But those people deserve it. They're idiots!"

He looks almost pleased with himself to get your blood boiling - even if just for a second.

"Are they, my lady?"

"Don't irritate me now, Pierrot!", you say pushing his hand away from your face. His eyes widen.

"I've had it up to here with those idiots and my day has been far too long to tolerate this bullshit right now.", it's a clear demand. He's annoying you and you're on the verge of screaming at anyone with the stress that's been building up.

You look over to Pierrot to see he's...blushing?

"you're sick.", you mumble to yourself. It's more a reflex than a real reflection of your feelings towards this. He's smiling, blushing like a schoolgirl and god his eyes. It's like they're so ready for whatever you tell him to do. Pierrot pulls in closer to you and your hips can already feel how your degradation has got him riled up.

"..Are you okay with this?", he asks shyly, "I want to do whatever you want. If you're into something else, we can do that. We don't have to do anything at all. I love you. I love you so much, I swear just tell me-"

You kiss him.

"Just shut up and kiss me, Idiot"

Pierrot blushes, eyes wide before kissing you back.

//

Yeah so I'm not gonna finish this in any way, but that's basically a small non canon interaction with Pierrot I think would happen.

Love that monster to death, he's so silly.

[nobodyssmartlover]

I had a really fun conversation once and all I could think about is how Touya and Shoto coded it is (in an AU where they're actually happy siblings)

- IMAGINE -

Shoto got into trouble at school (pretend touya is an upperclassman and shoto is a freshman) and the famous and popular Touya found out.

Annoyed the big brother walks towards Shoto, who's peacefully eating his bento box alone.

"Idiot! What were you thinking?!", Touya yells while standing in front of him.

"What do you mean?", his little bro says with no expression continuing to eat

"You punched a fucking upperclassman! Don't you know they're all staring at me now? Holding me accountable?", he tries to lecture Shoto, "Stop eating and apologize to the guy!"

"...I won the fight though..."

"..."

Touya holds in the fact he actually feels pretty proud of a freshman standing a chance against a senior, "this is not about winning. This is about responsibility. Your future depends on your image! What are you gonna do in 6 to 7 years when this will bite you in the ass?"

Shoto does the 6-7 move with his hands.

"DON'T YOU 67 ME!"

//

IRL me and my friend, we talked about Smth completely different (still serious) but basically when I did the 67, she said that iconic line and I said 'why? You wanna be 69?'

I'm so funny guys I know

[nobodyssmartlover]

Fanfiction idea:

Reader as Prince/ss

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Batman/ Bruce Wayne as the head of the knights, ( 'friend' aka secret spy of your father)

Jason as Jester (the presumed dead son of Bruce, who came back to the palace to observe him and mess with him before being assigned your personal Jester, he may or may not like you too much)

Dick Wayne as the Prince you're promised to (he's the only one without a secret identity in the palace, still Bruce's eyes and ears out there)

SOMEONE WRITE THIS!!