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17 yo IB student | i fall in love with middle-aged women way too fast

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

all i do is drink water and be stupid 

[some-sunshowers]

Sometimes I don’t even drink the water man

[kreuzaderny]

[hexmaniacmareen]

what they say: cats are evil and unable to love

what they mean: i dont know how to handle small animals and consider them lashing out in SELF DEFENSE an insult

[rad-roach]

Usually what it boils down to is “I’m mad because the cat didn’t act like a dog”.

[amazinglanadelrey]

Fan: “God is a woman!” Lana: “Probably!”

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

[saccarinee]

Solange Smith wearin Giambattista Valli in “Can You Wear Haute-Couture IRL” by Harper’s Bazaar

[nootvanlis]

[ohbeauregard]

[jakegyllenhaal]

You know, it’s flattering when there’s a rumor that says I’m bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles. I’m open to whatever people want to call me. I’ve never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don’t think I would be afraid of it if it happened.

[beyhive1992]

[sadlesbiandisaster]

Please stop having expectations of me, I want to binge netflix and be a lesbian in peace.

[itsbrooklyn99]

She’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out once a day.

[spring2000]

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[capacity]

I couldn’t b a lawyer Bc I’m too honest if the other lawyer is making good points id just b like damn u onto something lets work together for truth and justice .

[wandasmaximoff]

Bonus:

[chazelle]