nobody's home

[charnel-grounds]

Georg Erler (1871–1950), “Death and the Maiden”

etchings, c. early 20th century — source

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[prokopetz]

You'd have so much latitude to mess with people if you were a sorcerously animated skeleton. Space aliens have biology, and robots are least presumably beholden to physics, but skeletons are pure bullshit. Nobody would have the slightest intuition about your whole deal to fall back on, so you could claim it works however you want.

[prokopetz]

[classicalcanvas]

Harpy by Edvard Munch

[charnel-grounds]

Giuseppe Festino (b. 1943), “La sposa maledetta”

original cover art to Il Vampiro Vol. 4 #55, 1979

tempera on cardboard

[digitaldiscipline]

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[caleod]

9-5-26

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[the-celestial-bitch]

postmortem depression

[louisegluckpdf]

i would have a great time as a ghost because i love being talked about as if i am not right there when i am in fact right there

[prokopetz]

You'd have so much latitude to mess with people if you were a sorcerously animated skeleton. Space aliens have biology, and robots are least presumably beholden to physics, but skeletons are pure bullshit. Nobody would have the slightest intuition about your whole deal to fall back on, so you could claim it works however you want.

[prokopetz]

[the-celestial-bitch]

postmortem depression

[calellon]

it's saturday night! time to retreat to my chambers and be consumed by my ghosts and their terrible hunger

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat