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it/he - 20 - 🇬🇧 - 🏳️‍⚧️ - asks/messages always open

[stealingpotatoes]

WAIT YOU'RE FROM THE UK TOO?

[spiritnotthehorse]

"supportive" parents when their openly transgender child does anything transgender.

[flythesail]

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

[lewwd]

btw

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Alright chat let’s get garry’s mod up in this bitch

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[plasticscollection]

music blinkies

aquabats blinkie by wolfgang

[weirdmageddon]

why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

[weirdmageddon]

little flirt???

[weirdmageddon]

rotom also basically calls lusamine a milf

[weirdmageddon]

i really like the implication that there’s a rotom pokedex out there who would respond “hi. i’m the rotom dex. you’re not getting that. zzt”

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

now that we know that living the dream lets you do fucking whatever, i need you guys to give me more ideas to prepare

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

update:

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

more possibilities:

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[redstonedust]

having art as your job or school focus is so embarrasing you'll be crashing out like fuuckkk... fuuckk ive got all these images due... my shapes and colors deadline is coming up.... fuckkk....

[sproutrage]

what it's like every time I open procreate

[olliemnjones]

Hey I'm currently looking for work, so if you'd like to commission an illustration from me, please send a dm or you can email me at [email protected] Thanks! Prints: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT

[bongwaterbunny]

brainrotting about your dnd character is soooo hard cuz you cant tell anyone else about it since they wont get it, and you cant tell the other players yet cuz their characters dont know these things, and you CANNOT tell your dm because theyre evil and sneaky and Will hurt you (/pos, as much as i pretend otherwise), so youre just STUCK thinking about your character rotating them in your head alllll day

[thecrowsinkwell]

"Not something.... someone."

[deimostes]

also when i say everyones art style is unique to them no matter the range i think this tweet is genuinely unironically a perfect example showcasing that

they all watched that tutorial together and yet every richard is different and unique. your art is still yours. do not worry about keeping up a "consistent art style" it will come to you