a totally reliable detective

Yes, it's me.

[nofucksherlock]

My mom always said swearing was only a cheap laugh and true comedy isn’t swearing.

I want cheap laughs. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[verminedev]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[silkysong]

which littlest pet shop are you choosing in pokemon winds and waves coming 2027

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[weissmochi]

Gecqua. Gecqua, look at me.

Look at this. Look at it. You see Swampert?

That is the maximum amount you're allowed to stand up. Your spine remains at 45º tops. No more. I'M BEGGING YOU.

[nofucksherlock]

imaging using your queue and drafts, nah baby this is all spur of the thought

[pukicho]

Do you think love exists

Yeah man. Love is simply when you like something twice.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[highimpactemotions]

As will I.

[samcat71470558]

WAIT

[lemonade-offical]

“post” ahh post

[your-fave-hates-ai]

emmy altava from professor layton!

Emmy Altava (Professor Layton) HATES AI!

[axe-0l0tl]

PMD fans is this us?

[thememedaddy]

[nofucksherlock]

how the hell do i tumblr????? do i pour water in it or somethig

[nofucksherlock]

I keep forgetting about this site haha its like i have a life or something

pathetic

[nofucksherlock]

Hey guys! What- *a sudden bout of period cramps makes me clutch my stomach in agony* OOGH OWIE!!!

[nofucksherlock]

why do parents think you'll never guess a plot twist on an old movie like 'oh you'll never see it coming'

I literally have OC lore like this and I guessed it halfway through the movie

[nofucksherlock]

OK so have you guys ever wondered how vampires suck blood? I know it's through the fangs but like HOW??? Is it like a straw, do they have holes on the bottom of their fangs?????? Do they have fang pores???????? TELL US. WE NEED A SHOW THAT EXPLAINS THIS NOW!!