Ow My Pride

Was previously "NoHelpingThisDamsel" but after a bit of a realisation I thought this fit better. he/him Queer/questioning Don't know what's going on most of the time

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[psych-is-the-name]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[skopostheorie]

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[forthegothicheroine]

The anime I've been watching, The Dark History of the Reincarnated Villainess, has the most brilliantly sadistic premise ever: a girl is isekaid into the terrible self-indulgent story she wrote as a tween, and not even as the main character. If that happened to me- or, god forbid, if I was transported into the panfandom roleplaying board where I did bullshit plots as a teen- I think I would just shrivel up and disappear before any of the characters realized what I did to them.

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Could be me overthinking things. But I feel like there's something to be said about the fact that Iana so deeply admires Konoha Magnolia: the main character/self insert she created back in middle school. To the point of seeing her as perfect and mentioning how much she wishes she were more like her.

To the young Konoha Satou writing her, Magnolia was seemingly this perfect ideal that she imagined herself as and strived to be more like. She wants to be like her but it's not who she really is.

Despite sharing her first name, the character took on an identity separate from her and, full theory cap on here, I think that's why Satou didn't reincarnate as her but instead as Iana: someone who, within the narrative her younger self wrote, could never measure up to the perfect character she saw Magnolia as.

Iana will never be the perfect ideal she pictured for herself in her youth. And I can easily see that fact being the grounds for some deeper struggles further into the story. She'll never be perfect... but maybe she can still find happiness in that. With Sol because I like that ship the best.

[asteroidarsonist]

ended up making the funniest possible two item goodwill purchase entirely by accident

[egberts]

"oh i'm just practicing"

[lew-basnight]

Huh im still a beginner but this guys life line does uh it does not look good

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[no-one-offical]

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[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.