Im Here For Gay Shit

You read that right

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Loving and adoring Santos in season one and this season and arguing with people who misjudged her character then realizing I’m more like her than I think

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Listen I know my fics may not be the most poetic and sometimes they don’t have proper sentence structures cause I went to school in Oklahoma and we know how bad that is but at least I don’t use AI. You get my beautiful illiterate self trying!

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I had a dream where Dan and Phil were in the Conjuring universe but Phil was Lorraine and Dan was Ed and the part of the movie where Lorraine falls to the basement it was Phil and Dan was frantically trying to find him like Ed was in the movie. If someone wants to write that fic please tag me so I can read it lol

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*Dream I Had*

So in the dream Robby and Abbot are married and they kinda adopt the student doctors all the time, but they got really attached to Dennis and they found out that he was homeless and he moved in with him and they feed him and everything right? Well in this dream Dennis is actually apart of the Widows- yes the Black widows that is Nat from Avengers- and of course no one knew cause he escaped it and changed his name to Dennis. Well in the dream the whole team was there and someone came in asking for him so Dennis goes and sees who it is asking and it’s Bucky Barnes- The Winter Soldier- and it causes Dennis to go into attack mode well the two start fighting and Dennis is doing his black Widow moves and that scene where Nat gets on Buckys shoulders and tries to tie something around his neck well Dennis does that and Bucky moves and slams him down by the throat, but Dennis gets out of it. Bucky finally says he’s not there to hurt him and he needs his help which causes Dennis to stop and look at him. Before Dennis can say anything he hears someone say “Nikolai” causing him to turn around and he sees Alexi with Yelena and Nat walking towards him. He looks at the ER team and they look confused and scared and Robby and Abbot look really hurt and upset and it causes Dennis to feel really bad and he tries to walk to them but before he can Alexi is pulling him into a bear hug lifting him off the ground and saying “Oh my beautiful son” once Alexi puts him down Nat and Yelena pull him into a group hug and he melts into it cause it’s his sisters and he missed them. Robby clears his throat causing everyone to turn to him and Dennis let’s go of his sisters and starts trying to explain who they are but before he can Abbot asks how he knew how to do all those moves and why did he get called Nikolai but before he can say anything Alexi interrupts him and says “Oh you don’t know that this is ‘Baba Yaga’ one of the most dangerous assassins and my second child!” Alexi said proudly causing everyone to gasp and back away from Dennis and it hurts cause he doesn’t want to be Baba Yaga anymore that’s why he pretends to be so clumsy and not the quiet killer he is. Dennis tries to go to Robby and Abbot but they back away and Robby has tears in his eyes and Abbot is just mad and it causes Dennis to look down in shame but he feels cold metal on his shoulder and hears a soft “Doll” making him look up and sees Bucky looking at him with sympathy causing him to start to tear up and Bucky kissed him on his head (they dated in the past in my dream)

From what I remember from the dream Dennis somehow jumped to a different dimension where there is NO heroes at all and he can be what he wanted to be. But they tell him that the Red Room is still active and they need his help which causes Santos to ask what the Red Room is and they explain it and that Dennis (Nikolai) was a test to see if they could get a male in the Widows and he was the only successful one. And that he was one of the most dangerous and his nickname in Russian meant “The Boogeyman” cause he brought nightmares to those he hunted and killed. Nat hands him a suit and he changes but before he can leave Robby runs up to him and grabs his arm causing him to turn and he bends down and hugs Dennis and tells him to come home when he’s done and be safe.

I woke up and I don’t remember a lot I do know they fought the Red Room with Buckys help and at the end Bucky went back with Dennis to the other world so he can be with him.

It was like a movie to me and I loved it! If anyone wants to make that a fic please do! Just tag me in it so I can read it lol

PS: they changed me to a different sleeping pill so these dreams are CRAZY

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If y’all didn’t know if you google the Pitt it lets you click the flower and you can throw as many as you want lol. This is how many I got…my hands are sore now lol

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Not the gay test popping up when I searched for Dan and Phil

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(insp.)

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*me showing my 53 year old southern momma a Dan and Phil video about when Phil swallowed the glue (Mind you she was a nurse for 30+ years)*

Momma: Oh dear lord bless him.

Me: I know but he’s obviously okay though

Momma: I know he is… you know when I was in the ER we had a patient come in that did this too and he was around his age as well. So he shouldn’t be embarrassed things happen he just needs to be more careful.

Me: was he okay?

Momma: yeah he was fine… Phil reminds me of a little fawn I want to make him a cobbler

Me:

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Headcanon! (I don’t know if this has been said already let me know if it has)

Robby was having a hard time paying for a lot of his books and classes he had to take and his grandmother could only pay so much and he lived with her while in Med school but to be able to make a good amount he needs quickly for a book or a course he becomes a stripper and it works out due to his school schedule and the owner gladly gave him his time off he needed and also loved when Robby would take some of what he learned and help patch up the bouncers if they were in a fight and helped the others with getting tests and shots they needed as well as condoms and period products.

Abbot is out one night with his military buddies that he hasn’t seen for a while, cause he is in Med school but gets called when needed, and one mentions this place that has really cute strippers and they are a mix of guys and women so everyone has a choice. Abbot doesn’t really want to go, but after some convincing he finally says yes. When they go in Abbot kinda just stays to himself nursing a drink when someone catches his eye. He chokes on his spit when he realizes who it is that’s on stage. It’s Robby from med school and he’s working as a stripper. Abbot blushes a deep red from the realization of who is on stage right now cause he’s had a crush on him since he first laid eyes on him and now he’s able to see him in a different light and he is turned on but also jealous cause others are looking and touching him.

Robby of course doesn’t notice Abbot looking at him and just does what he needs to do, but once he’s off the stage and goes on the floor to walk around and serve drinks as well that’s when he notices Abbot staring at him and they both look away blushing. Robby does his shift and once done and dressed he’s on his way out the door, but as soon as he walk out some guy starts bothering him and telling him he will pay him for a night together of course Robby denies cause he’s tired and wants to go home, but the guy doesn’t take no for an answer so he grabs Robby’s arm and jerks him back toward himself, but before Robby could even react they guy is being dragged away from him and is thrown to the ground. And a figure is standing guard in front of Robby and when he realizes it’s Abbot he starts blushing. The guy on the ground starts saying very inappropriate things about and to Robby and Abbot goes and punches him knocking him down with a broken and bloody nose.

Robby is dragged away from the guy by Abbot and Abbot asks him if he has a ride or rides public. Robby rides public and Abbot doesn’t have a car so he goes with Robby to make sure no one else touches or bothers him.

They end up having a conversation about why Robby is stripping and why Abbot is in the military. When they get to Robby’s stop Abbot gets off with him and they start walking to Robby’s grandmothers place where he’s staying and they keep talking and the find out they have a lot in common and once they get to Robby’s place he invites him in for a drink and something to eat as a thank you for helping him and he goes in and is a little nervous cause he’s going into his crushes house. It’s like 4 am when they go in and the keep talking at the table until like 8 in the morning and the only reason why is cause Robby’s keeps yawing and Abbot tried several times to let him know it’s okay and he’ll head out but Robby didn’t want him to, but it got to the point where he couldn’t keep his eyes open so Abbot smiles softly at him and helps him get up and makes sure he gets to his room and get under the covers.

While Abbot is quietly trying to sneak out he runs into Robby’s grandmother who is now in the kitchen making her breakfast and she turns and smiles when she notices him trying to sneak out. She stops him and thanks him for helping Robby home and that she’s happy he had someone to protect him. He’s nervous and says it’s no problem at all and he starts heading to the door, but before he can she stops him and hands him the house phone number and tells him to call Robby and say that I gave it to you. He’s a little confused but he takes the paper and heads out with his heart racing. Abbot thinks to himself how he is going to call later that night as he’s walking to the bus stop.

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Robby: I’m done with you, don’t speak to me until bedtime! *walks away*

Abbot: *under his breath* god I love you

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Prompt: Fingering after fucking

Robby is splayed out on the bed on his stomach, boneless, pillow still under his hips, looking like he’s got no plans to move for the foreseeable future. Jack revels in the sight—the slope of Robby’s broad shoulders, his slow, sated breaths. Robby, this relaxed, is a sight to behold. 

Still seated in the vee of Robby’s legs, Jack lets his eyes wander slowly down Robby’s strong, muscular back to his ass, and can’t resist rubbing his palm over a cheek, pulling it to the side just enough to get a peek at Robby’s hole, at Jack’s come leaking from Robby’s hole. 

If Jack were a younger man, the sizzle of heat he feels at the sight would be enough to spark round two; as it is, Jack groans and drags his thumb up Robby’s perineum, through the mess until he reaches Robby’s hole, where he carefully presses his come back inside where it belongs.

“Possessive motherfucker,” Robby mumbles into the pillow, but pitched for Jack to hear.

Jack hums noncommittally, even though they both know it’s true. They also know that Robby loves this side of Jack, loves when Jack’s buried to the hilt inside Robby, growling “mine” low and rough in Robby’s ear. Jack replaces his thumb with his middle and ring fingers, which slip easily past Robby’s rim, his body accepting Jack’s fingers with little resistance after having been stretched around Jack’s cock for the better part of half an hour.

“You look good like this,” Jack murmurs. An understatement, but probably as much as Robby will allow before he’ll feel compelled to argue with Jack’s entirely correct assessment.

By now, Jack knows Robby’s body as well as he knows his own, and he finds Robby’s prostate quickly, huffing out a soft, knowing laugh when Robby grunts at the overstimulation. 

“I’ll let up,” Jack says, eyes glued to where his fingers disappear inside Robby’s body. He lays off Robby’s prostate, though. “Just wanna play with you a little,” he adds, rotating his wrist forty-five degrees and back again. Draws his fingers back to tug at Robby’s rim.

“‘m all yours.” Robby’s eyes are still closed, his face lax.

Yeah, Jack thinks. You are.

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Having to remind my southern ass not to add southern slang into my fanfics when they ain’t even set in the south, but I keep doing it

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

CHAPTER 2 IS NOW UP 

 Chapters: 2/?

Fandom: The Pitt (TV), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Jack Abbot/Michael "Robby" Robinavitch Characters: Michael "Robby" Robinavitch, Jack Abbot (The Pitt), Frank Langdon, Dana Evans, Doug Driscoll, Anck Su Namun, Imhotep (The Mummy Movies 1999-2008), Gloria (The Pitt), Gad Hassan (The Mummy 1999) Additional Tags: There will be some characters from the Mummy in this, Gender bent Anck Su Namun, It goes with the story please don't be mad, Male Anck Su Namun, I have no idea what else to tag, I will add as the story goes on, Slow To Update, There will be cannon death in this Summary:

Michael "Robby" Rabinavitch needs help getting to Hamunaptra, known as The City of the Dead, but the only person who knows how to get there is Jack Abbot. But Abbot is reluctant to go do to what he has seen out there but Robby needs him so he promises that he will be able to get the treasure there to pay for his troubles.

I suck at Summaries

NOTE: Some characters from The Pitt will not be in this do to me planning on making a second story based on The Mummy Returns. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now so please be patient with me while I also work on that one as well.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Pitt (TV), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Jack Abbot/Michael "Robby" Robinavitch Characters: Michael "Robby" Robinavitch, Jack Abbot (The Pitt), Frank Langdon, Dana Evans, Doug Driscoll, Anck Su Namun, Imhotep (The Mummy Movies 1999-2008) Additional Tags: There will be some characters from the Mummy in this, Gender bent Anck Su Namun, It goes with the story please don't be mad, Male Anck Su Namun, There will be cannon death is this, I have no idea what else to tag, I will add as the story goes on, Slow To Update Summary:

Michael "Robby" Rabinovitch needs help getting to Hamunaptra, known as The City of the Dead, but the only person who knows how to get there is Jack Abbot. But Abbot is reluctant to go do to what he has seen out there but Robby needs him so he promises that he will be able to get the treasure there to pay for his troubles.

I suck at Summaries

NOTE: Some characters from The Pitt will not be in this do to me planning on making a second story based on The Mummy Returns. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now so please be patient with me while I also work on that one as well.

Here is the first chapter of the Mummy AU. Please enjoy! I am very tired I finished this at like 5:30 lol

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When you actually get the motivation to write your fanfics again then shit happens. I literally can’t even access any of the ones I’ve already written 🥲

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Hey can someone make an edit of Robby and Abbot to the song “Long Long Time” by Linda Ronstadt? I have no idea how to edit can someone please do it?! PLEASE!!

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Dennis is Robby’s baby and NO ONE can change my minds. THATS HIS SON